Anyone Who Loves Miracle Whip Should Be Shot!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

I mean it.... Yuck.

[SPKrazy]

1. hey!

shot? :scared:

why do you hate America???


:rofl: :rofl:


:hi:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

3. I am the antichrist

who is here to save your ass.

[SPKrazy]

5. good

my ass needs some savin'

now

GET BUSY!!!!!

:P

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

12. Give me an "I." Give me a "B." Give me a "T." Give me an "L." Whaddusitspell?

SPK, you big goofball.
:hi:

[SPKrazy]

15. Gormy Cuss?

I can't spell :P

[Deja Q]

2. No.

I love miracle whip.

On some occasions, it's better than pizza sauce or whipped cream. :9

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. I shoot you!

I do!

[ret5hd]

6. A Hellmans man, are you?

i'll bet you put it on hamburgers, don't ya?

[ruiner4u]

8. I do!

and french frys, etc...



YUM!

[Nevernose]

16. Only way to make deviled eggs

At least until they stopped selling the devil's egg mix stuff -- I can't remember the name. And then my grandmother passed away, and we haven't made deviled eggs since.

Damn, now I'm on a mission for Thanksgiving...

[KitchenWitch]

7. I agree ... yuck.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

13. Thank GOD

Someone with some fucking sense!

[Ptah]

9. And Hellman's coming with me!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. Works for me...That stuff seriously sucks ass

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. i am kicking this thread

and you can not stop me!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. I would not try to stop a woman on a mission

;)

[bigwillq]

11. Yup!

:P ;) :)

[Beausoir]

17. Satan's Sputum. N/T.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Only if they make me eat it.

If other people want to ingest the Phlegm of Cthulhu, that's just fine with me.

[Omphaloskepsis]

19. I prefer it over mayo.

[sasquatch]

21. That why I'm trying to overthrow Southpawkicker as emporer

He loves miracle whip.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7108068&mesg_id=7108068

[Generic Brad]

22. And who will do the shooting?

The mayonnaise police?

[IndianaJones]

23. MW rocks. nt.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

24. White bread + cold meat loaf + Miracle Whip = NIRVANA.

[susanna]

25. Shot?!

Well, my first inclination is to agree...BUT...

...then I take Hellman's (or Good Foods) mayonnaise all the time and mix it w/ sugar and/or vinegar and get a good approximation of Miracle Whip - for when I need that PARTICULAR flavor, of course.

But to shoot MW lovers? Well, that's just wrong. Mostly because I can ONLY eat bologna sandwiches with the aforementioned evil emollient OR a close substitute. Something about the uber-saltiness of bologna and the sweetness of MW; well, I'm just saying. ;-)

[TreasonousBastard]

26. Shooting would be a bit too merciful...

there are more fitting punishments.