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[Pierre.Suave]

So, on my morning walk I thought up a limerick that I will share with the lounge...


There once was a man from nantucket

That couldnt pee in a bucket

Try as he might

He couldnt get it right

So he gave up and said, Fuck IT!

[bigwillq]

1. You are a genius.

:wow:

[Pierre.Suave]

2. Sadly

my genius is lost on most people.

[quip]

3. I remember a Urologist in town some years ago had this vanity plate:

[Pierre.Suave]

5. LOL

creative...

and Hello, how is edina this fine minnesota morning?

[quip]

6. Great! And in the Mini Apple?

But I have a lot to do today and I'm being naughty hanging around here!

:spank:

[Pierre.Suave]

7. We are still here

And believe it or not I had a nice quiet morning walk in South Minneapolis in which to think up my great little limerick.

[Tyler Durden]

4. Thought that went like this:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could sucket.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin:
"If my ear were a c*nt I would fucket."

[Pierre.Suave]

8. Funny

but too crass for my sensitive minnesota ears...

[Tyler Durden]

9. Heard that when I was about 12 years old...

That would be 1964 or thereabouts.

[Pierre.Suave]

10. I know there are more of you

that have something to say about my awesome limerick.

[Pierre.Suave]

11. Kick for the evening crowd

You know you like it.