Fabio vs Clooney a non-starter. Celebrity Death Matches you'd like to see?

[ohiosmith]

Romance novel cover boy Fabio has experienced another bird incident. This one came when actor George Clooney flipped off Fabio and a table of his friends on Friday when Clooney thought they were taking pictures of him and Sarah Larson, his Las Vegas galpal.

The 6-foot-3 Fabio flew into Clooney's face, and a shoving match broke out, according to In Touch magazine.

"Stop being a diva," Fabio reportedly told Clooney, explaining that the camera flashes were directed at his group, not Clooney and Larson.

Clooney quickly paid the tab and left the Hollywood restaurant, Madeo, where Oscar winners Helen Mirren and Joe Pesci also were dining.

more: http://www.lvrj.com/news/11105351.html

My Death Match choice: JLo vs Britney Spears

[jakefrep]

1. Dennis Miller v. George Carlin

I have a feeling George would kick his ass.

Olbermann v. Billo - let's settle it once and for all.

[ohiosmith]

2. Good ones. Olberman would destroy Billo.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

3. Jon Stewart v. Stephen Colbert

mano a mano, no holds barred! :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

4. Stewart in a walk.

[NewJeffCT]

5. How about Giuliani vs Romney?

If it's to the death, the world would be better off without one of them.

[ohiosmith]

6. Giuliani an easy pick.

[bridgit]

7. Sean Hannity v. Jackie Chan...

:thumbsup:

[ohiosmith]

9. That's just plain mean.

:thumbsup:

[AllegroRondo]

8. Kenny G vs John Tesh vs Yanni

a three way match, where we all win!

[ohiosmith]

10. Tesh of course.

[Shell Beau]

11. Haha! Good one!

[ohiosmith]

12. NOW I get it. Duh!

[LynneSin]

13. EarlG vs Skinner vs Elad

You gotta admit these 3 are gonna do a real slam-down

[ohiosmith]

14. Close match, I'd give the edge to Elad.

[Parche]

15. Rene Zelwegger VS Jessica Alba

I know Jessica would rip Rene........:hi:

[ohiosmith]

16. With you on that. Rene creeps me out. She looks like she was put together with left over parts.

[LynneSin]

17. Depends on which Rene

when she puts on weight, like she has for a few roles - she looks fabulous.

Then she starves herself down to like 85lb and looks like a Holocaust survivor

[edbermac]

18. Clooney should have kicked his ass.

Bad enough to be harassed by the paparazzi. Now some no-talent himbo starts snapping pics of him while he's trying to eat? What an asshole.

[ohiosmith]

19. No glory in beating the shit out of a has been pretty boy poser.

[PVnRT]

20. William Shatner vs. Edward Norton, Jr.

/subtle?

[ohiosmith]

21. Norton by early KO.

[tigereye]

22. Keanu vs. Zach Braff

[ohiosmith]

23. Keanu by a rear naked choke in round two.

[jakefrep]

24. How about a battle-royale cage match...

...with Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Laura Ingraham, and Phyllis Schlafly?

[ohiosmith]

25. Oh yeah baby. Be still my beating heart.

[Mad_Dem_X]

26. Britney vs. Paris Hilton

Wouldn't matter who won or lost. Hopefully they'd pummel each other to death.