If you work in a cubicle farm,

[AllegroRondo]

dont use the speakerphone to talk to someone only 6 cubicles away. Everyone can hear what you're saying, and the echo is FUCKING ANNOYING.

Thank you.

[LynneSin]

1. Unless you can prove you are both white AND funky------

you may NOT have "Play that Funky White Boy" as your ring tone.

[DS1]

2. and if you're talking to me, and I keep saying "What?" over and over again

take the hint and actually raise your fucking voice so I can hear you instead of whispering at your computer monitor

[AllegroRondo]

3. do not listen to your voice mail on speaker

especially if its your wife describing her latest doctor visit.