WHEN did the Sunbeam Bread girl find Jesus?

[Sugar Smack]

I was in a hurry, so I stopped by a local convenience store & got bread. Then I looked, and all of a sudden they've got this new logo. Maybe it was a big deal here at one point or another and I missed it cause I had no internet access.

So, instead of a messy buttery face, the girl is now apparently washed up & ready for bed. She's bowing her head and holding her hands in prayer with her eyes closed. There are about 40 or so stars in the picture against a deep blue sky. It says the quote "Not by bread alone".

I swear I did an internet search for this picture to no avail. I have to go back to work in a few minutes, but I just had to post this.

[SallyMander]

1. Weeeeeird

Well, who doesn't want their PB&J with a little bit of Jesus??? :rofl:

[flvegan]

2. PB&J = Peanut Butter & Jesus

[SallyMander]

3. i like the grape jesus

but raspberry is good too!

[Tyler Durden]

6. Body of Christ, smooth or crunchy?

Oh that was so wrong.

[Sugar Smack]

18. You're a PEV, Tyler,

and my very favorite pev in the lounge. :bounce: Along with DS1 and KG.

[KG]

21. heh, i think that's the first time i've been identified as a 'pev' in the lounge!

cool!

[Tyler Durden]

27. From this "Smack," that's high praise.

Be grateful I'm sharing it with you.

Pev.

[Sugar Smack]

34. You see, I don't believe it for a second.

A nanosecond. What have you.

[Tyler Durden]

26. Then I'm in good company...

And proud of it.

[Sugar Smack]

8. *heehee*

:D

[Sugar Smack]

5. OMG! So, you haven't seen this either? I don't usually buy the stuff

cause it tastes like marshmallows without the sugar. :wow:

[SallyMander]

10. LOL... no, we usually get bread with "stuff"

like grains and nuts and whatnot... my sister used to call it "chunky bread" when she was little, LOL.

[Sugar Smack]

22. My dad's dad called it "Morrisville cake"- the white stuff, I mean.

I did an experiment once. In college, I hung a huge map of the world on my dorm wall using white bread, and it stuck for 3 months!

:pals: HEY sis!

[Pierre.Suave]

12. I dont

I prefer them to be jesus free.

Damn freepers better let me eay my PB&J in peace or there will be some cracked heads...

[SallyMander]

13. you've angered jesus

he's going to send his mom to show up next time you make a grilled cheese

[Pierre.Suave]

14. you know what that means

I will make a bunch of money on Ebay.

YAY ME!

[SallyMander]

16. oh yah

just remember who your friends are, mmm-kay? :pals:

[Pierre.Suave]

17. How could I forget

...

[Tyler Durden]

41. That face looks FEMALE....

OH MY GOD...IT'S SWINE RAND!!!!


AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!

[Sugar Smack]

19. Oh, shit. I just thought of something.

It'd feel wrong to grill this bread. I'd better wait til I get my hands on some Wonderbread.

[Tyler Durden]

4. Actually, I believe that is the ORIGINAL logo.

I've seen in in some Historic Park locations like Crossroads Village in Flint, redone on metal like one of those old signs.

[Sugar Smack]

23. I think you're right. Although I read the back of the bag

and there was no explanation as to why they went back to the old logo.

[JCMach1]

40. Is the original... "Not By Bread Alone"

[Capn Sunshine]

7. quest ca ce?

Never heard of Sunbeam bread

[Sugar Smack]

24. Qu'est-ce que c'est?

(I'm sorry :cry: I can't help it.) Sunbeam is pure white bread. Like Ivory soap. Pure. But crammed with enough preservatives to embalm you alive.

[Richardo]

9. Here it is

And it is identified as a 'nostalgic' sign.

[Sugar Smack]

25. RICHARDO, many thanks!!!

And they've added little stars that look like tiny crosses.

[Richardo]

28. Well isn't that SPECIAL?

:hi:

[JVS]

11. The sunbeam bread girl has a descendent who posts at du

[Sugar Smack]

29. Who? PM me, please, cause I know it's confidential.

:P

[JVS]

31. I forget who

Lemme check my old pm's

[JVS]

35. Ahhhh, here we go. Prepare the wayback machine

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2513794&mesg_id=2513929

[Sugar Smack]

38. Nice thread!

:rofl:

[Deep13]

15. She found Him when she vacuumed under the sofa. n/t

[Sugar Smack]

30. No, she found WMDs.

:nuke:

[Deep13]

43. That's right. I forgot.

She also found where the cat keeps hiding her barrettes.

[GOPisEvil]

20. FIND Jesus? I thought she WAS Jesus!

:o

[Sugar Smack]

32. JESUS never ran around with butter all over his face

despite what your mom may have told you. :P :loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

36. You mean God isn't Paula Deen?

Mooooooooooom!!!!

:P:loveya:

'night! :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

37. Night, sweet prince!

Have good dreams, or none at all. :P :loveya: :hi:

[FloridaJudy]

44. But Krishna did

Really.

[rurallib]

33. Actually she just dropped acid.

Going on the trip of a lifetime.

[Sugar Smack]

39. And shouldn't she look a little older & more jaded?

Maybe it was preservatives and not acid. :o

[Orsino]

42. She didn't. When she untied the plastic bag...

...expecting to see his still, blue corpse, the joke was on her. He'd been bodily assumed into heaven.

That darned Jesus!