Sports Joke of the Week....

[jus_the_facts]

The 1st grade teacher asked the class to raise their hand if they were an Alabama fan. Not knowing exactly what the teacher meant, all except one little girl raised their hand. When the teacher asked why she hadn't raised her hand, the little girl replied "because I am an LSU fan." When the teacher asked for a reason, the little girl said "because my mom and dad are LSU fans." The teacher then said, "Well, that's not a good reason. What if your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot?" The little girl politely responded, "Then I would be an Alabama fan."


:rofl:

[NightWatcher]

1. good one, mind if I replace UGA for LSU and UF for Bama?

[underpants]

2. Blacksburg diners have change their menus after the Tech-BC game

They have to take "Turkey Melt" off

[jus_the_facts]

4. I had to take one stab at Saban in hindsight....Roll Tigers....

...it was lookin' like we would give it to them on a silver platter there for a while....NOT. :D :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. That's one of those interchangeable jokes

Like, "What do Michael Jackson and (insert name of baseball player) have in common? They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason."

Or, "Why are the (insert name of ball club) like Kleenex tissues? They pop up one at a time."

[AnneD]

5. Or why...

x team is like a tampon-good for one period and no second string. First heard in reference to the Houston Oilers (who I have always referred to as the Tennessee Tampons).:hide:

[SoxFan]

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