It smells like ass outside.

[JTG of the PRB]

A cow's ass, to be precise. A wind from the east is bring the cow smell from the farms over here and up to the mountains.

Upslope. It's usually the first sing before snow comes. So not only does it smell like ass outside, but it's cold and it might snow.

Stupid cows. x(

[CGowen]

1. Better cow than this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7133749

[JTG of the PRB]

3. You, my fellow DUer, are the worst kind of evil.

The kind seeking to make Santa Claus vomit in rage!

Why do you hate Santa? :cry:

[CGowen]

8. Santa does not exist n/t

[fizzgig]

2. i know that smell all too well

x(

[JTG of the PRB]

4. First time this season we've had the pleasure, I believe.

I don't want it to snow. x(

[fizzgig]

7. i'm ready for the snow

i just don't want to smell greeley to get it

[rug]

5. I'm happy to say I am unable to identify the smell of a cow's ass.

[JTG of the PRB]

6. Then I truly envy you.

Truly. Every winter, most often before it snows, we get a whiff as the upslope wind brings the stench out of the eastern plains in to the inhabited realms of Colorado.

[momophile]

9. I hate it when I go outside and sniff and think I'm in Greeley

I hate being cold.

[Writer]

11. Is it just coincidence that we both mentioned Greeley?

Hrmmmmmmmmm...

[Writer]

10. Do you live near Greeley, CO?

Just curious...

[JTG of the PRB]

12. Quite close, really.

It's a fairly short drive from where I live, seeing as I'm on the north side of Longmont.

On the plus side, it doesn't smell too bad this morning.