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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:03 AM Original message |
So my 15yo son called the Viagra Consumer Hotline |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
1. did your son record the call? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:06 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Nothing my son does is funny. It's all designed to land him in a federal penitentiary. |
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 04:43 PM Response to Reply #4 |
34. Well, I'm glad you aren't deluded like so many parents about a kid's potential |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
2. Funny would be them showing up at his school |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:06 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. TeenMidlo does NOT have a penis. That would be her brother. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:27 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Jesus, how many |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:28 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. 3 |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:33 AM Response to Reply #8 |
11. I thought BoyMidlo was much younger than 15 |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:37 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. He only acts much younger. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:40 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Don't I know it! |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 12:02 PM Response to Reply #7 |
18. "Womb Punchers"???!!! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 12:57 PM Response to Reply #7 |
21. "womb punchers" become "thread kickers" - isn't the umbellical cord a thread? |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 01:45 PM Response to Reply #7 |
24. My firstborn was a womb-puncher. |
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Vanje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
3. Cheeky! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:07 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. They do it all the time. They're under the impression that it's funny. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
9. Once my mom sent an envelope to my Grandma that had |
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marzipanni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
10. I Think I have areptile dysfunction |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
14. Of course you know that will cost you booze money when you have to get him a lawyer |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:41 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Oh, I am NOT getting him a lawyer. He can stew in jail. |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 12:02 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Do you "wuvs" him as much as you "wuv" Franzia? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 11:42 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Didn't you hear? She got a sponsor! Sure the giant "Riunite on ice...so nice" |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 12:03 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. They couldn't get it to match with the Confederate Red? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 04:02 PM Response to Reply #20 |
28. Hello? The MidloVan is Navy Blue. |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 05:17 PM Response to Reply #28 |
35. Navy Blue eh? With "BX WNE FAN" plates! |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
19. Haha! Not a pun... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 01:00 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. That'll be you in 15 years, Shell. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 02:28 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. Haha!! And I know payback is a bitch!! Like I was when I was 15!!! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
22. Aye, that is a wee bit stupid on his part... |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
25. And when I was his age we thought it was funny to call the grocery store |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
27. Sounds like he needs to be told the story of "The Boy Who Cried Erection." |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
29. the word you want is "difficult" or "challenging" |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 04:35 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Who said fucked up? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 04:36 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. I did, too. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
30. Aaahaahahahaha! |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
33. I could do without the VIagra commercials |
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nomorenomore08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
36. A friend of mine in high school |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-14-07 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
37. I had that some problem!!!! |
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