BREAKING NEWS...Kim Kardashian is still Kim Kardashian, this time in a velour track suit.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/kim_kardashians_ass_is_fully_o_1.php



Kim Kardashian picked up a coffee while shopping on Robertson Blvd yesterday in Los Angeles and lucky for us she wore the velour tracksuit. It’s almost like she has a Death Star permanently attached to her lower back. I bet that thing could fire beams that destroy entire planets. And can you imagine having sex with that thing? I know I can. Though the apartment above me probably wishes I didn’t "imagine" so much. Hey, how was I supposed to know your TV’s right above my bed? You never invite me over for beer and porn like a good neighbor. Who cares if you’re a 90-year-old woman? Friendship doesn’t have an age limit.

[Redstone]

1. Who is Kim Kardashian, and why?

Redstone

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. Someone else asked that question yesterday...

...here's the response I posted:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7155808&mesg_id=7155852

[flvegan]

5. I had the same question this am. I found out:

1. She was Paris Hilton's best friend;

2. Daughter of some rich, important sounding guy (OJ lawyer);

3. In a porn movie with some famous person's little brother.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. The silicon force is strong with this one.

[NightWatcher]

3. you could set your drink on that thang while you watch the game

She's gotta great ass

[FredScuttle]

8. LOL

"and you got your head....ALL THE WAY UP IT!"

[DS1]

6. no way

I don't believe it

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

7. Good God, that's a lot of ass

Her sex tape sucked, though.

[DarkTirade]

10. In the literal or figurative sense?

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

11. Figuratively speaking, of course

It was boring, even by the standards of celebrity sex videos.

[SKKY]

9. From what I've heard about Ms. Kardashian...

...you gotta scrub the hell out of the sides because hitting bottom in that is impossible.

[FredScuttle]

12. Must be jelly

'cuz jam don't shake like that

[ghostsofgiants]

13. I forgot how much I hate velour tracksuits...

They are still ugly as balls.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. And still has a grotesque ass, tacky demeanor, and is a disgusting whore.