If Pez Candies, Inc. were to make a Rabrrrrrr Pez Dispenser, what would it dispense?

[Rabrrrrrr]

I think they should dispense only the concave side of a convex (but not double convex) lens.

Or maybe Aldous Huxley's dry cleaning receipts.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Habenero flavored tablets

:silly:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Good one!

:thumbsup:

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Random numbers

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. You mean like Dumas Davy de la Pailleterie's squirrels?

[MrCoffee]

3. plastic easter eggs full of dead saint's bones.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. Prozac?

[DS1]

5. A punch in the face

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. With a poker to the chestnuts.

:7

[Capn Sunshine]

7. Rabrrrrrr droppings

:nuke:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. batshit

[redqueen]

10. Farts?

I dunno. I'm not creative.

[IndianaJones]

12. "Vulva". nt.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Are you going to post that in every thread?

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[IndianaJones]

16. only the ones where it fits...eh...only where it fits. nt.

[Gormy Cuss]

13. Etiquette.

:-)

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Egyptian scarabs

[matcom]

17. a kick to the taco

most definitely

[rug]

18. Excessive adjectives.

[ohiosmith]

19. Moral turpitude.

[SOteric]

20. Martinis.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Yeah, that pretty much makes sense.

Though tonight it would be bourbon.

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

21. Miniature bricks.

But out of the bottom, not the top.

[trof]

22. Mobius strips.

I just picture you as one huge Mobius strip.



A model can easily be created by taking a paper strip and giving it a half-twist, and then joining the ends of the strip together to form a single strip. In Euclidean space there are in fact two types of Möbius strips depending on the direction of the half-twist: clockwise and counterclockwise. The Möbius strip is therefore chiral, which is to say that it is "handed".

It is straightforward to find algebraic equations the solutions of which have the topology of a Möbius strip, but in general these equations do not describe the same geometric shape that one gets from the twisted paper model described above. In particular, the twisted paper model is a developable surface (it has zero Gaussian curvature). A system of differential-algebraic equations that describes models of this type was published in 2007 together with its numerical solution

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Yes! But a mobius tesseract with non-developable surface, but developable volume!

And, of course, a hyper-pool filled with gin and topless intergalactic babes.

[rockymountaindem]

25. Sardonic barbs

Either that or candies that look like your avatar.

[LynzM]

26. Um, Pez?

Or is that the smart-ass answer... :evilgrin:

Pez, each with 6 r's. Hee.

[Danger Mouse]

27. A skinned penguin or a hunk of rancid cheese.

[Zornhau]

28. Paste

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. Exotic fruit.

And every now and then an Amanita or two, just for sport.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

30. Niceties

:D

[REP]

31. Despair

Not that I associate you with despair, but dispensing an abstract concept fits you, and "joy" is too gaudy, though the overall outcome of a Rabrrrr Pez™ that dispensed despair would be joy.

[Midlodemocrat]

32. Correct grammar.

[SoCalDem]

33. used underwear?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

34. It would dispense skittles with the letter "R" on them

:D