oh for fuck's sake, I'm voting for Winnie-the-Pooh for Prez

[MonkeyFunk]

I started a thread in GD-P - praising a candidate who is NOT my candidate, and then get accused of pulling some sort of double-reacharound-backhand-secret-assfuck trick.

Go Winnie!!!

[The Magistrate]

1. The Republic Has Done Worse, Sir, And Doubtless Will Again....

"You'll feel just as bad tomorrow. Can't we cheer you up then?"

[MonkeyFunk]

21. Yes

the Republic has done worse. But DU is at an all-time low.

[YankeyMCC]

2. He's a tool of the Honey Lobby nt

[crispini]

6. snort!

:spray:

[tjwmason]

3. He's constitutionally disqualified.

He is British, and was born (one would assume) in the Hundred Acre Wood.

But he'd make a damn fine president, that's for sure.

[MonkeyFunk]

16. Pooh was actually born

in Camden, NJ. He moved to the Hundred Acre Wood as a wee cub.

[zabet]

4. How can you NOT

support MY candidate...
Willie Nelson???!?!

I heard old Pooh is just
a puppet and that Piglet
is the brains behind him.
Not to mention Tigger whose
journalism career is doing
a lot to get Pooh's campaign
out into the eyes of the 100
acre wood denizens, Tigger is
...dare I say it...a Carnivore.
Pooh will never pull the herbivore
vote in the forrest with Tigger
in his camp.

[PVnRT]

5. Pooh is a DLC SELLOUT!!!

RACIST!!!!!

[Perry Logan]

7. That's just what they want you to do.

[terrya]

8. I'd suggest Mickey Mouse for President....

But someone around here would point out MM's insidious ties to Disney....

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. Around my house, he's Mickey Mussolini.

:rofl: My husband hates DisneyCo with a passion. He knows fellow graphic artists who tried to get jobs with them and were treated as though DisneyCo were a fascist state. :P :rofl:

[raccoon]

9. I'm going to write in George Clooney. nt

[Dr. Strange]

10. Tigger is a homophobe.

I can't believe you would associate yourself with a presidential candidate who would associate with a homophobe.

[LynneSin]

15. And Christopher Robin works for the Carlyle Group AND is a stockholder in Blackwater

He's probably PNAC associated too. Plus he bulk buys books written by 2nd rate female screeds in order to get them on the NYTimes best seller list.

[Dr. Strange]

23. You're such a Christopher hater!

I think you need to get your kumbaya smilie out.

[MonkeyFunk]

24. link?

[Archae]

11. Llewellyn for presdient!

We can never have enough Zen dragons... :D

[LynneSin]

12. If Pooh gets enough votes in the primary he's gonna go 3rd Party

and have Ron Paul as his running mate.

Why in gods name do you want to fuck up your country like that - just enjoy your double-reacharound-backhand-secret-assfuck trick like the rest of us have to!

[DarkTirade]

14. hunny for all!

[trof]

17. Pooh sux. I go Pogo!

[quip]

18. People! The Lounge candidate should clearly be Alfred E. Neuman!

http://www.collectmad.com.nyud.net:8090/collectibles/aenprespst.jpg

[redqueen]

19. Yeeaaaah... we're onto you.

You're not as slick as you think, Agent Mike!

[flvegan]

20. He can't beat Tigger in the general, so I'm voting Eeyore.

[MonkeyFunk]

22. Eeyore can't win.

Americans want voters with a positive outlook and forward-looking policies.

Plus he's blue. Nobody likes blue donkeys.

[The Magistrate]

25. Eeyore Is My Favorite, Sir

"I'm feeling particularly cheerful this morning...."

[MonkeyFunk]

26. I expect that kind of nonsense

from an Eeyorebot like yourself.

[The Magistrate]

27. And That Is Just What You Will get, Sir

And all you will get, because my mind will not present me any further quotations from the stuffed animal in question....

"Misanthropy is how the Devil falls in love."

[dolo amber]

28. The double-reacharound -backhand-secret- assfuck trick *is* your calling card

People are gonna assume... :shrug:

[Critters2]

29. There's the whole honey-in-the-tree-gate scandal, though.

The MSM want you to forget about that. But if he wants my vote, he'll have to come clean.

[HEyHEY]

30. You can't, he was born in Canada

Christopher Milne had named his teddy after Winnipeg, a bear which he and his father often saw at London Zoo, and "Pooh", a swan they had met while on holiday. Winnipeg the Bear was puchased from a hunter for $20 by Canadian Lieutenant Harry Colebourn in White River, Ontario, Canada, while en-route to England during the First World War. He named the bear "Winnipeg" after his hometown in Winnipeg, Manitoba. "Winnie", as she became known, was surreptitiously brought to England with her owner, and gained unofficial recognition as a regimental mascot. Colebourn left Winnie at the London zoo while he and his unit were in France; after the war she was officially donated to the zoo, as she had become a much loved attraction there. Among her many young fans was Christopher Milne, who named his own teddy bear "Winnie".<2> Pooh the swan appears as a character in its own right in When We Were Very Young.

[racaulk]

31. Piglet is too short to be elected President.

:hide:

[guitar man]

32. he can't win

Larry Flynt has the dirt on him, he's coming out next week with the expose, all about the threesome with Tigger and Piglet....oh,bother :(