How do you deal with people who scream "Hitler!" during sex?

[Rabrrrrrr]

Creeps me out.

:scared:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Nice poke, Hitler.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Like this:

[Danger Mouse]

3. I wouldn't worry unless she has the 'stache...

[Generic Brad]

4. Try shouting "Ghengis Kahn" or "Vlad the Impaler" in the heat of the moment

In other words, right back at them.

[mitchum]

5. I just go in even fuhrer

[Left Is Write]

6. I don't have sex with them.

[petronius]

7. If they're screaming anything, then clearly the gag isn't tight enough

Didn't you learn knots back in Boy Scouts?

:shrug:

[SoCalDem]

8. Well, it's better than HitME, I guess

:)

[Critters2]

9. That happen to you a lot, does it? nt

[Swede]

10. I consider it poor form to arbirarily invoke Godwin's law to end the exchange..

Hitler!Ha! The session is over! Nope, doesn't work that way.

[Deep13]

11. Change your name to something else.

Stalin! Stalin!!

[Kucinich4America]

12. I had to break up with her

The screaming "Hitler" part was bad enough, but when she started "Sieg Heiling" right in the middle of everything and busted one of my ribs, that was over the line!

That was the last time I dated a Republican.

[underpants]

13. SCREW PIG!

Friend of mine told be about Dr.Drew shows (with Adam Carolla) and this guy calls in. His girlfriend wanted him to be more vocal. He didn't know what to say so at the moment of climax he screamed out SCREWPIG!

Awkward silence followed and he wanted to know how Dr.Drew thought he should handle it.

Drew recommended communication like that isn't how he GOT in this situation.

[Deja Q]

14. Ask her if her name is Eva...

:hide:

[datasuspect]

16. i'd hit it

[Deja Q]

17. Hitler was a lucky guy... one lucky

one testicled guy...

I'm sure she'd rather look at me saluting her...

:hide:

[quip]

22. Teutonic Twat

Just saw Blazing Saddles again for the first time in a loooong time. Madeline Kahn is awesome!

That movie is 25 years old and could be even more controversial today! :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. I have the opposite problem. If he doesn't scream 'Hitler' it isn't any good for me.

[rug]

18. First, I'd count my testicles.

[Deja Q]

19. I beat you to it, nah nanny-na naah!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7190816#7191490

:rofl:

[rug]

20. Dammit!

:grr:

[SPKrazy]

21. I scream

MUSSOLINI!!!!

not quite as exciting

Nice post Pol Pot