Look what you people made me do.

[Midlodemocrat]

I had to start my own church to combat your whole 'War on Christmas' lunacy. Do you really think I have the time for this? Well, I don't.

And, now, I'm off to Wal Mart to buy a plastic inflable manger and a penguin for the front of the building.

Thanks a bunch, fuckers.


www.holyfamilymidlo.org

[matcom]

1. are you gonna nail the Penguin to a Darwin Fish?

as it is written?

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Probably. And we're going to serve bread and wine.

Lots and lots of wine.

:bounce:

:toast:

[matcom]

penguins taste like wine?

who woulda thunk it?

[flvegan]

2. Uh...

cute family you have there

[Midlodemocrat]

4. That's the old pastor. I won the church in a bunko game.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

5. You think it's rough NOW, just wait until we

corner you and engage you in a theological debate about your core beliefs.

You shouldn't have started this.... :rofl:

[DS1]

6. Oh Penguin Oh Penguin Oh Penguin

just doesn't have the same ring to it. I hope TeenMidlo shuns your conversion.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. It was her idea. She is DISGUSTED by you liberals and

your war on the Holiest of High Holidays. It sickens her to her very core.


When she's not putting on makeup and doing her hair, that is.

[DS1]

9. you can tell her she's not longer hittable

:puke:

fucking fundies

[Midlodemocrat]

10. She is a God fearing, loving perfect little child.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

7. Why'd you make stained glass baby Jesus look like an ay-rab, America Hater?

Everybody knows he was blonde and wrapped in red, white and blue swaddling clothes, and spoke English.