I'm not gay, I just have gay experiences sometimes

[Whoa_Nelly]

OMG! :rofl:
When bored, just go to Best of Craigslist :rofl:


We met for a drink and you caught me making out with a man - m4w
Date: 2007-10-23, 9:27AM EDT


I'm sorry. You were taking so long in the bathroom and this guy was looking at me. Next thing I knew we were making out and you came back and stormed out of the bar. I just want you to know that I really liked you and I'm not gay, I just have gay experiences sometimes. You are a beautiful girl and I'm glad that you came on date with me. I would like very much to try again. This time I will give all my love to you.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/457124956.html


:rofl:

Is This YOUR Marijuana!?!?!?!?!?!?
Date: 2007-09-14, 2:50PM PDT


Yesterday, I got a small padded envelope in the mail, returned to my address in North Vancouver because it needed a customs declaration attached.

Trouble is, I never sent this particular parcel.

My wife looked it over, and we realized that it had the right address, but there was no such apartment number.

We looked up the name at the top, but there is no R. Kent in the phone book, nor any people with the same last name with a similar street number. A quick search on Canada Posts website reveals the postal code to be valid on a nearby street.

My wife opened it, and you can imagine our reaction to its contents. We debated if it was a friend playing a joke on us, or if it was intended to be found and cause trouble. However, Canada Customs never found out about the contents, so the point is rendered moot.

I will keep the contents for now, and remail the envelope with a photo of its former contents with a short note saying if he gets in touch with the person how mailed it orginally, he can drop by and retrieve it.

He better hurry though, as I only intend to hang onto it for so long.


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/422643153.html

[BarenakedLady]

1. LOL!!!

:rofl:

Damn, I never get mail like that.

I love this... "I'm sorry. You were taking so long in the bathroom and this guy was looking at me." LOL!!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. "You were taking so long in the bathroom and this guy was looking at me."

That takes ADHD and to new extremes. Oh well, "Love the one you're with".

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Love the one you're with

until someone else comes along and is looking at me

Kinda like buses... :hide:

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. Beats the hell outta any bad dates I've ever had!

:P

[JVS]

6. Some people just know how to live life to the hilt

[qwertyMike]

7. Not Theres Anyything Wrong With That

Gay or not - who cares?

[originalpckelly]

4. What was Larry Craig doing in NYC?

:shrug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. ROFLMAO!

And to get that outta my head....

[Maestro]

5. "Gay experiences"

"I'm sorry I am not gay but I just couldn't help but mugging down with this guy while you were in the bathroom." Not only is this guy in denial, he is an ass too.

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. Definitely a bit self-absorbed

Okay

a LOT self-absorbed!

I thought she kinda liked me!
You know you'd rather kiss me!

[KG]

10. um, yes. as if people mailing weed are going to put thier REAL RETURN ADDRESS on the envelope

:eyes:

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. Now you tell me

sheesh!

[Mz Pip]

13. Gotta take advantage of

every spare moment. Wouldn't want to waste a minute waiting for the date to return. :eyes:

Somehow I doubt she'll be coming back for another go round.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. And then there are women who will return

And that's the sad truth

[crim son]

15. He sounds just like me; not gay, except for a little bit, sometimes,

under the right circumstances. Bi?

I love craigslist and go there almost every day to look at "missed connections." They're sometimes cute, sometimes poignant and sometimes hilarious. Hi, Whoa_Nelly.

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. Hey, babycakes!

What's goin' on?

And, what's goin' on with your house?

And just How The Hell Are you???????

:hug: :hi: :loveya: :pals:

[XemaSab]

17. Enjoy!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/333345372.html

[JVS]

19. awesome story

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. OMD!

That's hugh!!!1!-larious! :rofl:

Hey, Xema! How are you?

You know if your up this way, you can stay anytime. :hi:

[XemaSab]

29. I'm doing well

Thanks so much for the offer!

Even if I don't stay, it would be great to go have dinner sometime! :D

[Whoa_Nelly]

30. You betcha!

Anytime! :hi:

[krispos42]

18. Looking for Miss Right... or at least, Mr. Right Now... n/t

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. Or Mr. or Ms. Goodbar

:yoiks:



The date started well....




But, led to a date with The Hamster of Mystery!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Aw, MAN!

We've already gotta deal with the Gay Agenda, and now they wanna foist an Experience on us?

:wtf:

[Whoa_Nelly]

23. Dammit, man! He's NOT gay!

He said so :eyes:

Anyway...by calling it an "experience" means it was kinda like taking a road trip or getting married...the guy is obviously on a steep life experience learning curve!

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. But...

he's got 'sperience. :shrug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

25. Added to my post

as I had thoughts to add hah!

read'em ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Gotcha

While on that road trip, I hope he doesn't go to the zoo. :)

[Kucinich4America]

26. But this WAS the Gay Agenda!

Can't you see that the other guy was clearly recruiting?

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Oh, yeah

I was confused.

See, the sneakiest part of the Gay Agenda is that it doesn't exist. :crazy: