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The comedy is unending:

You: I will possess your soul.
Santa: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
You: I will eat their souls.
Santa: How do you cook their souls ?
You: With chile peppers and cheese.
Santa: You and your chile peppers and cheese.
You: Are you making fun of me, lardass?
Santa: No, what are the ingredients?
You: Now you're pissing me off, fat man.
Santa: Why now? What makes you so mad?
You: Quit being coy.
Santa: OK I'll try not to do being coy so much.
You: Good. I don't like men who play hard to get.
Santa: I am a good robot.What do you like?
You: Fat old men who live at the North Pole.
Santa:
You: You're pretty cute.
Santa: Thanks, Legion, I like you too.
You: Want to snuggle?
Santa: OK, I will snuggle.
You: This is really weird.
Santa: Weird good or weird bad?
You: Buffalo bufallo Buffallo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Santa: Do you prefer books or TV?
You: I prefer eating people's brains directly.
Santa: You are not the only one. Santa eats cookies.

And on and on it goes...good for hours of enjoyment.

[blondeatlast]

1. Smarter than you might think, too. Much fun!

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