Will the Y make me gay?

[underpants]

My wife tells me that we are now members of the YMCA among the features she listed are the following


Speed bags <--Do I even WANT TO KNOW what that means?
Heavy bag :wow:
Full service free weight area
Archery (Camps)
Low Ropes Course (Camps)
Softball field

Should I be worried?

[NightWatcher]

1. lucky you, my Y doesnt have any boxing equipment (speed bags/heavy bags)

heavy bag is the bigger one. the speedbag is the small red one

[underpants]

2. the speedbag is the small red one

[terrya]

3. Nevermind

My post was stupid.

[KamaAina]

4. No, but watch out for the Navy

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!...

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You! - Oh my goodness!
They want you! - What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.
In the Navy... (fade out)

"Don't ask, don't tell", indeed! :P

[Beer Snob-50]

5. just be weary in the showers

:sarcasm:

especially if you drop the old soap

[deucemagnet]

6. It's fun to stay at the YMCA.

They have everything for you men to enjoy. You can hang out with all the boys.