Do you know how to skin a cat?

[Swede]

I heard there's more than one way,but I don't know any.

[MonkeyFunk]

1. There are, in fact, multiple ways

but I just use my electric cat-skinner. It's the fastest.

[DS1]

2. Have it roll around in a pile of coke

then lock it in a room with Courtney Love and Amy Winehouse

[Swede]

3. That one would be the quickest.

:toast:

[ohiosmith]

4. You sir, are on a roll.

:rofl:

[Drum]

6. kinda like this?

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. So many cats, so little time

THIs was the inspiration for the following song/vid
http://www.snopes.com/critters/disposal/catrat.asp



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWqTHYBqPgs

Lyrics

HUSKER DU LYRICS

"How to Skin a Cat"

We are starting a cat ranch and taking one hundred thousand cats
Each cat will have twelve kittens a year
The catskins will sell for thirty cents each
One hundred men could skin five thousand cats a day
We could be dealing a profit of over ten thousand dollars
But what should we feed the cats?
We will start a rat ranch next door with a million rats
The rats will be twelve times faster than the cats
So we can have more rats to feed each day for each cat
But what should we feed the rats?
We will feed the ratsThe carcases of the cats
After they have been skinned
Now get this!
We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats
And get the catskins for nothing
We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats
And get the catskins for nothing
We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats
And get the catskins for nothing
We feed the rats the carcases of the cats
After they have been skinned
We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats
And get the catskins for nothing
Rats to the cats and the cats to the rats
And get the catskins for nothing