Heidi....They have made Evil....Eviler!

[VenusRising]

The rapture is upon us.

http://www.kraftfoods.com/philly/readyToEat.html

[KitchenWitch]

1. Oh Goddess, that's dangerous.

x(



:9

[VenusRising]

2. Especially if you have a shit-ass day and you see it in the store.

You know the plastic silverware isn't all that far away.

[MissMillie]

21. my mother tried it...

it's pretty good.

(which of course is what makes it evil)

[Heidi]

22. Is it perishable?????

I was gonna ask Mom to include some in my Christmas "care" package, which takes about a week to get from Oklahoma to Switzerland. YUM!

[MissMillie]

23. yes.. you buy it in the dairy case (n/t)

.

[Heidi]

24. It's really cold in Oklahoma right now.

And it's really cold here, too. I wonder if that would help? :P

[Heidi]

3. ZOMG!!!!! I totally forgot to tell you the INSANE thing my mom said!

We're sending my parents a big fondue pot, burner, plates, fondue forks, kirsch and white wine for Christmas, along with a small, electric "chocolate fondue" pot.

So, I was explaining to my mom how the electric chocolate fondue pot works, and she goes, "Oh, wonderful! I could fill it with cream cheese or cake icing and dip fruit into it."

I could only reply, "Well, yeah, if you enjoy burned cream cheese and cake icing on your fruit." :puke: :puke:

[VenusRising]

4. LMAO!!

:spray:

:rofl:

I love your mom!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

5. The only way she could have topped the cream cheese idea,

would have been to ask if she could fry chicken in it. :rofl: :spray:

[VenusRising]

6. I know they live in Oklahoma....

but no one is that dense....right?

:rofl:

[Heidi]

7. Careful.

That's all I'm sayin'. :rofl:

[VenusRising]

8. Sorry.

:hide:

I have Texas relatives. I understand.

:rofl:

[Heidi]

9. Hahahahahaha!

Nah, really, my mom's super smart, but she's also a smart-ass. :rofl: :spray:

[VenusRising]

11. The best kind!

Gotta admire a woman like that. ;)

[TreasonousBastard]

10. they've been advertiasing this stuff for...

months around here, and the question has been-- now what do we need a pie crust for?

[Heidi]

12. It's new to us who live in developing nations.

:rofl: :spray:

[VenusRising]

14. Like Ohio and Switzerland.

:rofl:

[Heidi]

15. Hahahahahahaha!

I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad I checked out the Lounge this morning, VR! It's WONDERFUL to see you! :hug: :loveya: :*

[VenusRising]

16. It's great to see you, too.

I should so be in bed right now, but I don't wanna!!

:hug::loveya::*

[VenusRising]

13. My thought exactly.

Although, I did see a serving suggestion of putting it in an Oreo pie crust.

:9

[PaddyBlueEyes]

17. oreo pie??

yummmmmmmmmmmmm

[VenusRising]

18. With chocolate cheesecake

Double yummmmmmmmmmmm.

[krispos42]

19. The evilest... put it in an aerosol can

No pie crust, no silverware. Just squirt it right into your mouth...





Thousands will be killed by flying buttons exploding from ripping jeans and shirts!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

26. Amateur

THIS is how one injests cheesecake



Chewing is for losers!

[krispos42]

27. rofl! n/t

[VenusRising]

28. You're of the debil!

:evilgrin:

[REP]

20. Soyent Green is People and Cheesecake is BAKED!!

Ready to eat my ready-to-eat ass. Heresy!

[VenusRising]

30. I'm not going to substitute it for baking a real cheesecake.

But I will eat it like pudding. :rofl:

[underpants]

25. Seriously is there any need to actually make a cheesecake out of that

just get a spoon

[VenusRising]

29. I like the idea of it in an aerosol can.

Eeeeeevilestest!!