everyone sucks. i am amazed that they aren't as cultured and worldly as i am

[datasuspect]

god, i am so awesome and interesting.

this is the part where you get to fawn on me.

kthx

[KitchenWitch]

1. How many books have you read so far this morning...

[datasuspect]

4. the question is how many have i written

did i mention that i am worldly and cultured?

[ThomCat]

2. I wish I was even half as acultured and worldly as you.

I feel so inadequate :cry:


:P

[CreekDog]

3. are you well read?

does what you know count more than what i know?

if so, you are so awesome. but lmk.

[Heidi]

5. Are you just trying to impress me? If so,

you forgot to use the "F word." Dontcha know that's a word that never fails to convey a sense of "cultured and worldly"? :hi:

[datasuspect]

6. oh yeah

and countless descriptions of my sexual liberation makes me a grown up.

[Heidi]

8. You are well on your way

to becoming cultured and worldly. :rofl: :spray:

[redqueen]

7. Dunno about everyone... but Dr Phil sure does.

Out loud.

[CTyankee]

9. I was wondering the same thing when responding to another poster today!

Sigh. We need a mutual fawning society, you, me and whoever else would like to join us and our beautiful minds!:pals:

[Heidi]

10. Fawning is so white-shoes-after-Labor-Day*.

A knowing glance is much more effective, just so you know. ;)

*Delightfully-descriptive phrase borrowed from one of the most courtly and clever DUers I've had the pleasure to know.

[CTyankee]

11. I know (sniff!). I have a real problem wearing white shoes before Memorial Day

and after Labor Day.

And I NEVAH wear a Black Dog T shirt to Europe!

[Heidi]

12. That Black Dog T-shirt would probably work in Italy,

if it's black. Try it, ya fashionista, you! :P

[CTyankee]

13. My son in law is such a fashionisto that won't even WEAR a Black Dog T shirt!

He wears a Menemsha Blues T shirt that has a big blue fish on it.

I'm afraid Italy has seen enough of American tourists with their Black Dog shirts to last a long time. I try NOT to look American when I'm there -- I dress in black a lot, mostly because I go in the fall, but this year i'll be there in May so I dunno what I'll do...(I do have a black T shirt with the dog in pink, but...)