Oh My, I did not know Santa would do this.

[texas1928]

Got this as a subject in my e-mail a few minutes ago.
Santa will bring more length and strength to your willy!

[KitchenWitch]

1. Wow, that means that Santa is even more powerful than the Clenis!

:wow:

Who knew?

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

2. BEST. POST. EVAH!!!!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

4. DUzy?

Please?

:rofl:

[texas1928]

6. Well he gives Willies more strength and length...

So yeah, he made the Clenis.

[Orrex]

3. Well, according to canon

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And fill’d all the stockings; then turned with a jerk

Turned to "his work," indeed...

[Westegg]

5. Didn't Santa also "lay a finger astride his nose"...

...or something? My God, the cat's a first-class preeevert, for sure. And we Christians let him "come" into our homes every year, like clockwork. In through the out door, no less. This fellow, this self-proclaimed "jolly old elf," should not be allowed within 200 yards of any school-age children!

Santa "Claws" must be stopped. For the children. We must do it for the children.

[texas1928]

7. Yeah but why is he working with a jerk?

[Kutjara]

8. I don't know why Santa is supposed to be such an authority.

After all, he "comes but once a year."

Sounds like he needs to take a few pills himself.

[texas1928]

10. Well he and Mrs. Claus have been married a long time.

I bet it is just birthday sex now.

[Guava Jelly]

9. Santa can help you pick up the HO HO HO's

:hide:

[texas1928]

11. Santa only works with good girls.

The naughty ones frighten him.

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. He KNOWS who has been naughty or nice.

He knows who will... well...

[texas1928]

13. Yeah he knows.

But Mrs. Claus would kill him.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. That's okay, he's a gift-giver by nature.

I'm afraid that I'm being wholly selfish in this matter, and have not taken Santa's needs, much less his wife's, into consideration. No presents for me...

[sarge43]

15. Does this mean there'll be a crease fire in the War on Christmas? n/t

[texas1928]

17. Right now there is, Bill O is more concerned with teenage girls sending exposed skin...

To boys over the internet. And he would like to chain them up in his basement for 18 months to 2 years.

[sarge43]

19. Damn. I was looking forward to the Big Push this Xmas Eve.

Billy does seem to have a problem coping with modern life.

[graywarrior]

16. OMG, Santa's a pev!

[texas1928]

18. Big PEV, See...