Fill in the blank with a non sequitur: Twas the night before Christmas___________.

[ohiosmith]

[underpants]

1. not a creature was stirring not even an ovulating stripper

I'm GONE TO VEGAS BABY!!!!

[ohiosmith]

4. Have fun. Spend lots of money here.

[MrCoffee]

2. and in his house in R'yleh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

[Swede]

3. And World War III just began.

[HughBeaumont]

5. and the blood washed the walls

I forget how it ends, but Republicans suck.

[Dr. Strange]

6. and I tried to get babylonsister to reply.

You know, in an obvious direct post.

[datasuspect]

7. and i ran out of rocks

i pawned all my children
and everything in the house
the brillo was hung by the crack pipe with care
in hope that some skeezer would give me some h***

[redqueen]

8. and Kucinich got fucked over AGAIN.

And nobody really cared, cause what the fuck... it's a sham anyway, right?

[GreenPartyVoter]

22. *high five for the truthiness of redqueen*

[redqueen]

38. I was sooooo pissed off...

then I wasn't... but then I went back to GD: P, and then I started getting pissed off again... but now I'm not... again!

:rofl:

:crazy:

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

9. ... and boy are my arms tired.

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. and Texas man seeks same for erotic stormchasing relationship.

But no gay stuff.

[TommyO]

11. and I was three sheets to the wind

[WolverineDG]

12. and frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

[Burma Jones]

13. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor

[lost-in-nj]

14. ....

AND I CALLED MY FUCKING CONGRESSMAN RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!


lost

:hi:

[Deep13]

15. ..and I can hear my neighbors having sex in the next apartment.

[av8rdave]

16. When I suddenly knew realized I had done no shopping

[madinmaryland]

17. and..

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sat, head in hands.

Finally, the President looked up and asked, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

19. SICK BASTARD!

[Deep13]

18. ...when I was crushed by a meteor.

[BarenakedLady]

20. and kumquat is a funny word.

[Inchworm]

24. Indeed it is

I've been meaning to ask..

Here is a warm :hug:

Flirt- Flirt- Flirt- :loveya:

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

28. Ask what?

Why kumquat?

:hi:

[Inchworm]

29. Yea

What's that all about? It was rutabaga.. then kumquat.. what's next? Chickpea? hehe

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

31. Does it have to mean anything?

I like werds.

:P

[Inchworm]

32. Meow

I'm on my 8th life. I better be careful.

:D

[BarenakedLady]

33. Nah

I'm just having a tough evening.

:hug:

[Inchworm]

34. I hope it improves love

Tough evenings suck. I'm all alone bundling up under blankets soon to watch some Sci-fi movie. You can come over if you want. I will put some pants on of course :D

:hug:

[MANative]

21. and the ham is too salty

:shrug:

[MANative]

23. and I'm newly enamored of the

:shrug: smiley. Shoot me now, to put me out of your misery....

[GreenPartyVoter]

25. and now over to Ted with the local sports headlines...

[LanternWaste]

26. and I showed my receipt at Curcuit City

Gads.... I may end going to hell for that.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

27. And the mass removal of teen panties by Walmart continued unabated

right ohiosmith?

[CreekDog]

30. twas the night after Christmas

[KamaAina]

35. ...and Bush was a dunce.

:dunce:

[tigereye]

36. and Bush was a wishin -

he had a bit more ammo than
the latest UN/ Iran revision..

Condi and Hayden were asleep in their beds
While visions of routed mullahs
flew round their heads

Laura in her kerchief and George in his cap
had just given in to the latest Neocon Trap

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
George sprang from his tunnel (vision) to see what was the matter

The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow
gave to lustre of rationality to insanity below


hmm, I can't think of any more just at the moment! :) whoops, not really a non-sequitur....

[TrogL]

37. Oscar cleaned his fur

[JoePhilly]

39. with no Viagra in the house ...

and my "little friend", was as small as a mouse.

So I jumped out of bed, and threw open some porn.
Cause I hoped to get action, before it was morn.

When suddenly, what to my eyes did appear?
But my wife in a teddy, that had almost no rear.

She jumped and she spun, as she danced and she pranced.
And I felt a great swelling, inside of my pants.

Her flight through the room, put me into a tizzy.
Then I stood far too quickly, and felt kind of dizzy.

When my package she saw, her sweet smile became tight.
And it was then that I knew, I'd get action that night.

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I do love the classics.

[flvegan]

40. And here you are making the same points that NAMBLA does.

[leeroysphitz]

41. And Santa began to flail from rooftop to rooftop sweating and

wild eyed. Over and over again he screamed into the cold Christmas eve night at the top of his bloated lungs. "No you can't has cheezburger!" "No you can't has cheezburger!"...

Rudolph and Herbie peering from their hiding spot, behind a sizable stack of now incapacitated but still vomiting elves, exchanged knowing glances and broke into breathless laughter.

[sarge43]

42. and an elf shouted, "Thank God the fat bastard is out of our hair for

the night! Let's PARTEE!"