Didja ever notice how if you fart in your office ...

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IMMEDIATELY, AND I MEAN IMMEDIATELY, at least three or four people will walk in? I hate it when that happens.

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[billyskank]

1. And they all want to talk to you.

:scared:

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3. And what's really bad is if one of them is your boss.

I really hate it when that happens.

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[ThomCat]

9. My boss would immediately start telling fart jokes.

Loudly.
:P

[unpossibles]

2. I hate that

I'm in a cube, so maybe it wafts elsewhere quickly, but... oops.

[MrCoffee]

4. that right there's a K&r, my friend.

[evlbstrd]

5. Two words:

Glass Cleaner

[Lil Missy]

6. I took freshly hard boiled eggs to the office one morning.

Apparently, they smell like bad farts, and it permeated the entire office. They finally tracked the source to me and my hard boiled eggs. Oops!

Another time many years ago I left hard boiled eggs in my desk and then went on a weeks vacation. When I came back it smelled like someone took a dump in there. Whew!!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. Or when you were in school and had a slowly developing whopper

you were planning on ridding yourself of after the bell, the teacher would invariably call you to stand up and go to the blackboard.

[no name no slogan]

8. quit pulling your finger

problem solved

[Xipe Totec]

10. Stop baking brownies nt

[NoGOPZone]

11. Actually, I've noticed people LEAVING my office right after I fart. nt