New Diet

[zabet]

I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of
Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me
asked if I had a dog. Duh? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting
The Purina Diet again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up
in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.The food
is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing
behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I'd been sitting
in the street licking my ass and a car hit me. I thought the guy
standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door
laughing.



I cannot take credit for this funny,
got in an email from a friend.
:hi:

[CreekDog]

1. that's what Mike Huckabee said he did

NOT gastric bypass surgery.

:rofl:

[zabet]

2. ..

:spray: