IF You COULD go 'back in time; WHO'S ASS would you Kick?

[Breeze54]

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

1. Mine

I could have used one.

[Breeze54]

2. I agree....I'd have kicked my own as well...

:P

BUT I'd be willing to kick yours... just for fun! :P

:hug:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

36. ...and for so many reasons!

nt

[ET Awful]

43. I was gonna say that. Hell, I'd kick my own ass if I could go back only a week

:P

[BlueIris]

3. The ex who left after I told him

I couldn't have kids. Because I didn't deserve that and neither does anyone else. I like to think that even in that distant past, I would have been enlightened enough to realize that violence solves nothing, but—my ex is the kind of person I hope really embraces the nobility of suicide someday. For the good of society, and the children I hope he never manages to create.

[Breeze54]

4. *hug* *hug* *hug*

:hug:

I've been in a beating down, abusive relationship too

and I got out and it's NOT your fault!

YOU are a beautiful person!! :hug:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Oh, I feel so bad for you and I totally understand. :( :hug:

[Heidi]

16. You really do hope he commits suicide?

Really?

[Evoman]

33. Hell, I don't even know the guy.

And I hope he commits suicide.

[BlueIris]

34. The pathologies he has aren't fixable, nor are they realistically treatable.

If he makes a bunch of little copies of himself, each one will be doomed to the same irreparable damage.

People like my ex are a cancer on civilization.

[Perry Logan]

5. I'm pretty sure all the folks back there could kick my ass.

[Breeze54]

6. lol... well yeah!

:P

But if you could've?

Who's would it be? :shrug:

Way back? It would have been my ninth grade 'teacher'

[DarkTirade]

7. If you'd said balls instead of ass I would have said Hitler.

'cause what time traveler could say no to that?

[Breeze54]

8. I think we all would be on board with that !!!

Balls to the walls!! :P

I think 'balls' is understood in the word 'ass'.. ;)

Kick 'em high!!! :woohoo:

[alphafemale]

17. With Hitler that would actuall be "ball."

:hide:

[DarkTirade]

38. Probably because so many time travelers went back and kicked him there...

Which, paradoxically, may very well be the cause of his being an evil bastard in the first place.

[Kucinich4America]

40. You mean "ball"

rumor is that Adolf only had one.

[grace0418]

9. The monkey who eventually evolved into the Bush family. Now I'm an animal lover, but

there was some seriously fucked up mutation that happened somewhere along the line. And I sure wish we could go back in time and make sure it never came to fruition.

[Kucinich4America]

41. Evolved?

I don't mean to sound like a fundie here, but there's absolutely no evidence of evolution in that family line :evilgrin:

[zabet]

10. I would kick

the female relative of Poppy bush
in the back of the head....so Poppy
would be a neuter and never have
impregnated Barr with the atrocity
that is our Resident.

[undeterred]

11. Whoever shot JFK MLK and RFK

with my steel toed shoes.

[zingaro]

12. Constantine's.

and I don't mean John Constantine's ass :rofl:

[Ivan Sputnik]

13. Mine, plus

My father's
John Lennon's
Several TV network executives'
Several baseball players'
The butts of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and others of that sort
And there are a few others, but I can't tell you without drawing the attention of the Secret Service.

[Patsy Stone]

14. Easy

Oh, and Sam Luby's too. He stole my shoes in fourth grade.

[Heidi]

15. The 10th-grade physical science teacher who, knowing that a particular boy in our class

could barely read and write (this was late 70s, when dyslexia was unheard of in rural Oklahoma), routinely forced this guy up to the blackboard in front of the whole class to write stuff from the periodic table. Steve could _verbally_ express his undersanding of complex topics just fine -- better, in fact, than many of us -- but instead of allowing him to shine that way, his _own_ way, she routinely humiliated him in front of a classroom full of 10th-grade asshats.

Maybe it's my _own_ ass I should kick. I knew that what Mrs. M. was doing was mean and wrong, but I didn't say a word.

[Arugula Latte]

18. Reagan's. He screwed our country for three decades.

Take THAT, ya old prune!

[LostInAnomie]

19. Since I won't hit a woman....

... can I have another woman go back in time and kick my ex's ass? She REALLY deserves it.

[DS1]

20. let me grab my list

;)

[Bennyboy]

21. Jerry Garcia's....

Right after the first time I heard he was doing the persian white heroin. Too bad nobody did.

[HuskerDU]

31. Amen Bennyboy.

I'd like to kick heroin's ass right off of this planet. We've lost so much fantastic music to that evil drug.

[AlCzervik]

22. My step farther.

a more miserable sob you ain't never met.

[baldguy]

23. Chuck Norris

He needs to be taken down a peg or two.

[Akoto]

24. My own.

I'm only 22 and have already made some pretty bad mistakes in my life, ones that could've easily been avoided. My 23rd birthday is coming up in February and I'm still working to resolve those issues.

That said, those problems are also a part of me now worth accepting. They've made me who I am, for better or worse. :)

[cloudbase]

25. Charles Dickens.

I'd just break his hands so he couldn't write. It would have made a few English classes less agonizing.

[Initech]

26. Prescott Bush - George W.'s grandfather

[Xipe Totec]

27. The list is long and unremarkable nt

[Pierre.Suave]

28. whoever started the Bush clan...

I would kick them so hard they would not be able to procreate...

[WinkyDink]

29. JFK, for being trusting and riding in a convertible!

[Karenina]

30. Kenny Kirkland's

:spank: And then I'd hug his jenky ass. Ich vergesse Dich NIE Du scheisser Kobolde.

[RadiationTherapy]

32. Jim Morrison

For stealing all my good poetry ideas!

I would enslave him and force him to perform my poetry at live shows!!

[Mad_Dem_X]

35. The A-hole who killed John Lennon

If I could get the gun away from him in time.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

37. What?! And Yoko gets off scot free?!

nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

39. Nah...I changed my mind.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

42. My own circa 1974

:banghead: