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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 09:58 PM
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Post your creative New Year's resolutions...

"Creative?" you may ask, with puzzled looks.

"Why yes," I reply, with a slight smile.

Since we rarely, if ever keep true to New Year's resolutions, let's get really creative with them.

My New Year's resolution is this: I resolve to drive through the state of Delaware with a large bag of pennies, tossing handfuls of the annoying little Lincolns into toll booth baskets, without slowing down so much as to say, "No tollbooths in Missouri!!!"
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 09:59 PM
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1. I'm going to stop farting in the elevator...
...to leave a gift for the next rider.
:evilgrin:
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 10:01 PM
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2. very thoughtful.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 10:04 PM
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3. I'm just kidding...
It was the first think that popped into my head. You SAID be creative!
Duckie
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 10:12 PM
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4. I should have posted a smilie. I knew you were kidding.


That reminds me. I also resolve to post more smilies on DU.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-22-07 10:12 PM
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5. If you need any, just ask....
I have a collection.
Duckie
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