"Fred Thompson looks like a penis to me."

[trof]

- Miz t. upon glancing up from her computer and seeing Freddie on CNN.
"Really. From the neck up he looks like a circumcised penis."
Bless your heart, lady.
Miz t. ain't just arm candy.
No she ain't.
;-)

[redqueen]

1. She doesn't like penises does she?

Sorry but I like the way they look... I sure don't like the way Fred looks though. I don't see the resemblance at all.

[trof]

3. Gee, that's kind of a personal question, dontcha think?

No comment.
:-)

[redqueen]

5. Well she's the one who insulted them that way!

:P

[trof]

9. You assumed it was an insult.

I said nothing about insults.

[redqueen]

11. IMO saying they all resemble Fred is an insult.

:)

[Solon]

21. All I can say about that is that I'm glad mine doesn't!

TMI?

[flvegan]

4. Must...behave...let it go...

[Parche]

8. You Rang?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Beausoir]

2. Yes. Yes he does.

[rug]

6. I'm so sorry, trof.

[MrCoffee]

7. that's funny...MrsCoffee called mine "Freddie" just the other day

now it all makes sense.

[TexasBushwhacker]

10. That's an insult to peni everywhere

Really, peni are not that wrinkly.

[Aristus]

28. Ha! I thought my wife was the only one who used that particular plural!

B-)

[matcom]

12. good on YOU!

getting that Viagra prescription for "her" for Xmas! :rofl:

good to know she is enjoying it :P

:hi:

[trof]

15. Actually, she liked the Salad Shooter best.

"WOW! Salad on the walls. Here, CATCH! COOL!"
Pass the Hidden Valley Ranch, please.
:eyes:

[CGowen]

13. It all makes sense now, it's clear now where his daughter got the diaphragm from

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept'-of-inappropriate-toys/fred-thompson-teaches-birth-control-to-children-307137.php

[Arugula Latte]

18. OMG!

:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. I think he looks more like King Tut's scrotum.

[JoePhilly]

16. More like the Creature from the Black Lagoon ... nt

[RainDog]

17. NOOOOOOO!!

do not insult penises that way.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. That was just a nice way to call him

Dickhead :D

[Fleshdancer]

20. I have this sudden urge to never have hetero sex ever again.

Can I request my toaster of choice? Do I have that option??

[CGowen]

22. really?

[struggle4progress]

23. Honest, I cain't never remember confusin mine with Fred

And I ain't jest sayin that cuz I got designs for sirtin womens

[greblc]

24. Wow! It's amazing any of us get laid!

I need a hand mirror, a quiet room and a photo of Fred.

[greblc]

25. Does he smell like a burrito?

[MrMickeysMom]

26. With a a bad case of FiveSkin

urp... I just tasted a verp thinking of that... x(

[Bucky]

27. Unlike Fred's penis, this thread title will never get old

[xchrom]

29. i'm going to have to take up vaginas for a week.

[DarkTirade]

30. Great, now I'm completely turned off towards penises.

Huh. All those people out there trying to 'pray the gay' away, and there's a much easier method...

[triguy46]

31. Well, His Royal Flaccidness will be put away and pants zipped up in short time.

The old fred bandwagon never left the station.

[sarge43]

32. I think he's well on his way to resembling Jabba the Hut. n/t