Necrophiles, check in.

[KitchenWitch]

:evilgrin:

[puerco-bellies]

1. Wow,

I'm glad there is no pic.

[KitchenWitch]

2. The dead are best left alone!

:rofl:

[krispos42]

3. "The dead do it with rigor mortis"

:rofl:

And for some reason I'm thinking of the ending scenes of "Clerks"

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

4. You are sick!

I love that!

:rofl:

[krispos42]

22. Thank you...

Gotcha again!

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

23. Excuse me while I go YAK!

[krispos42]

26. Driving the porcelein bus, eh?

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

27. Do you happen to have that thread bookmarked?

I forgot to grab it...

[krispos42]

29. Which thread?

This one?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7323343

Or this one?

http://800lbgorilla.wordpress.com/2007/08/28/ode-to-the-baconator/

[KitchenWitch]

30. No, bertha katzengle's euphemisms for yakking thread.

[krispos42]

31. Ah. Okay. Alas, no, I do not have that thread bookmarked...

So sorry, KW!

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

32. I found it!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7318254

[krispos42]

33. Ran for three-and-a-half hours...

Now go shout some groceries!!!

[KitchenWitch]

34. Next time I am in Minnesota, I will personally kick your ass!

:P

[krispos42]

36. Hence all the Baconators...

I want you fat and weak so I can outrun you...

:P :P :P

[KitchenWitch]

37. how long are your legs

I wear a 40 inch inseam dude!

[krispos42]

39. Oh, shitballs

Guess I'd better see if my can of pepper spray is still viable.

How tall ARE you, anyway???

<on edit:> AHHH!!!! FUCK!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!!!


Yeah, it still works. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go douse my head in the toilet...

[KitchenWitch]

45. Over 6 feet tall.

[krispos42]

47. Yeah, like the Empire State Building is over six feet tall

I'M six feet tall (well, 5'11") and my inseam is like 32"!

Oh, I had a Baconator today in your honor. Mmmmm... bacon....

[UndertheOcean]

5. If I'm dead , I don't mind a gorgous blonde nurse

taking advantage of my lush muscular body. I'd be honored.

I need to get laid soon.

[KitchenWitch]

7. well I am definitely neither a blonde, nor a nurse. And my attractiveness is quite questionable!

:D

[SPKrazy]

6. ...

:puke:

no thanks

:scared:

[KitchenWitch]

8. You are NO fun at ALL.

:P

[SPKrazy]

10. not when it comes to

cold cold ethyl

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WjSOIPBwJ1M

[Solon]

9. I'm a Pyronecrophiliac...

There has to be some way to keep the body warm. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Your skills as a cunning linguist should come in handy then!

:evilgrin:


Fuck, I don't even know what I am posting anymore!

[Solon]

13. Meh, I prefer my women alive...

I would like to know when I'm doing stuff right! :D

[KitchenWitch]

14. don't... stop...

Don't.. Stop..
Don't. Stop.
Don't Stop
Don'tStopDon'tStop

[Solon]

17. I'm beginning to think you have a one track mind...

Please, don't stop on my account, and I won't stop either. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

20. Actually several tracks

They all seem to lead to the same place, albeit at different rates of speed!

:evilgrin:

[Solon]

25. Sometimes body language is even more important than words...

in that situation. ;)

[SPKrazy]

15. maybe you don't need to focus on sex

drink water and eat nuts :yoiks:

(I said eat nuts)

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

16. LOL

You are a bad bad boy!

[SPKrazy]

19. and your point is?

:shrug:


:rofl:

nice whips

can I borrow them?

:evilgrin:

[Maven]

12. This thread is dead to me.

PFFT

[KitchenWitch]

18. Then bury it in your hide thread!

:P

[Wapsie B]

21. Had a friend in college.

Her girlfriend once dated a mortician. They went back to his place. He told her to get in the bath tub and run cold water while he got the ice to put in there.

[KitchenWitch]

24. Creepy!

:wow:

[Inchworm]

28. I wish I had the nerve to post Gilfred Gottfried's joke

it was toooo nasty to repeat, but it involved a broke john, a cathouse, a dead hooker, and a runny nose.. bad...

:yoiks:

[krispos42]

35. Or Sam Kinnison's one...

about the necrophiliac homosexuals in Los Angeles.


I've always wondered if that was a true story.

[UndertheOcean]

38. this thread is so naughty .

and disturbing ,:)

[nytemare]

40. Touche

:D

[av8rdave]

41. In the words of the great George Carlin...

The nice thing about necrophilia is you don't have to bring flowers. In most cases, they're already there!

[stuntcat]

42. Here :D

NOT in the sexual way of course, when it comes to that I'm a necrophileophile (one who wastes nights reading about necrophiles :headbang:)

[stuntcat]

43. (the def's I'm going with!!!)

1. Obsessive fascination with death and corpses.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with corpses.


.. 2nd definition, NOT ME ..

[Guava Jelly]

44. I love the dead before they rise no farewells ,no goodbyes

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D-MM__7Im6k
I love the dead before they're cold
They're bluing flesh for me to hold
Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing
I love the dead before they rise
No farewells, no goodbyes
I never knew your rotting face
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave
I have other uses for you, darling
We love the dead
We love the dead, yeah

[MrCoffee]

46. i saw the subject, and without even looking at the author, i knew it must be

Midlo


boy do i feel stupid!

[Deja Q]

48. Need a stiff one, do we?

:yoiks:

[Orrex]

49. Necrophilia is cool

Because you can always dig up a new date for Saturday night.