What's the best thing about not smoking crack anymore?

[datasuspect]

you don't have to accost passersby and ask them for 67 cents in the hope of getting a full dollar.

and you can buy your own cigarettes.

[IzaSparrow]

1. my itchy nose is gone

[zabet]

2. The twitch

in my right eye
is almost gone.

[MilesColtrane]

3. Not laying in bed at 7AM grinding your teeth, staring at the ceiling,

with Buddy Rich playing a drum solo on your heart.

[Alexander]

4. ROFL

Good one.

[Indi Guy]

5. If you stop doing cocaine, you can become a...

...Barak Obama. Seriously!


Former drug users should be proud of their growth. Who can help users more than former users?

I know that Obama isn't proud of his cocaine use; but at least he had the courage to expose his youthful experimentation (& admit that he inhaled)...

I think that Cheney is hooked on a number of "legal" drugs. One can only hope that the results of his autopsy will be as revealing as Anna Nicole Smith's.