It's time for an "explain yourself" thread!

[datasuspect]

what were you fucking thinking?!

[DarkTirade]

1. I was young, and I needed the money.

[Generic Brad]

2. I did not see the sign. Was there a sign back there?

Because I did not see it.

[SPKrazy]

3. that's a damned good question

one that I don't know the answer to

:shrug:

[lightningandsnow]

4. The dog ate my homework.

[TZ]

5. It twas the alcohol speaking not me!

I swear!!!:evilgrin:

[harmonicon]

6. If I drank more, I'd be more likely to go to bed earlier.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. It seemed like a good idea at the time!

:shrug:

[Tyler Durden]

8. Hey, she said she loved me, so I said I'd marry her.

Go figure.

[Redstone]

9. Because I wanted to.

Redstone

[crim son]

10. Nobody

that hot had looked at me that way in a long time. I wasn't going to pretend I didn't notice!

[Pierre.Suave]

40. Hey

I look at you like that all the time, and I am the freakin gods gift to women...:P :P :P

[crim son]

49. I thought I was talking about you!

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

50. Well

as long as you were talking about me, then it is ok...

:P

[crim son]

52. Of course!

:pals:

[Pierre.Suave]

53. lol

:hug:

[lost-in-nj]

11. fuck

I thought it was


forever




lost

[Turbineguy]

12. I honestly believed

she could not get pregnant if we stood up while we did it.

[Bucky]

13. The restraining order had a loophole and the twins are too young to remember their birth parents.

[EstimatedProphet]

14. It was either that or spaying the cat

[PeaceNikki]

15. I got caught up in the heat of the moment.

Sorry. :blush:

[datasuspect]

16. the old "things just sorta happened" ploy

nicely played.

[PeaceNikki]

18. Nobody clearly defined the line that I couldn't cross.

How could I have known!??!

[datasuspect]

20. but it should have been apparent!

didn't any of it mean anything to you?

boo hoo.

[PeaceNikki]

22. Sigh.

I know. I suck.

[porphyrian]

17. I can't remember, but I'm planning on coming up with a plan. -n/t

[lizziegrace]

19. Obviously I wasn't

x(

[Gonzo Gardener]

21. Well, it all started when I had too many of those free White Russians at the roulette table, but...

I thought what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas. :shrug:

[Hellenic_Pagan]

23. Dude, it was like that when i found it.

Honest!

O8)

[graywarrior]

24. I thought it was just a box of popcorn.

[Hand]

25. I was the victim of a series of accidents...

...as are we all. :shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. I was protecting higher standards for people who didn't give a shit about them.

[Radical Activist]

27. Hey, no one ever said this was a committed relationship yet.

[IronLionZion]

28. It's because I love you! I did it for you! For our future. Now find me a good lawyer! nt

[Radical Activist]

29. I did it because Mom never hugged me.

[Critters2]

30. It was GD-P, it was a flamewar, I lost my head.

Believe me, I'm not proud of myself.

[quip]

31. Don't tase me, bro!

[badgerpup]

32. Hey, he was on fire when I lay down on him....

...oh, you mean that body in the alley behind the police station? NOTHIN' to do with me.
Wasn't even in the vicinity when it happened.

Uh...maybe I'd better just shut up now.

[sazemisery]

33. Don't ask me, I just got here!

[Heidi]

34. It was only that one time. I learned my lesson. (nt)

[BarenakedLady]

35. I wasn't thinking

That's why I fucked up.

:banghead:

[Pierre.Suave]

36. I was thinking about fucking, NOT

fucking about thinking...:P

[Z_I_Peevey]

37. My mother told me it would be okay.

In retrospect, I should have thought for myself.

[Aristus]

38. I was young, drunk, and in love.

:+

[Guava Jelly]

39. I don't know

But i was obviously stupid for thinking it.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

41. i didnt think anyone could be that crazy

[Orsino]

42. "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" n/t

[av8rdave]

43. I dunno...seemed like a good idea at the time

[IronLionZion]

44. I did it all for the nookie. nt

[hisownpetard]

45. They were just hanging there. And I was pruning the bushes and turned suddenly and,

well, the rest is history.

[sarge43]

46. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Life is short. Try everything once.

The devil made me do it.

I'm not too bright.

I was drunk or stoned. I forget which.

Got nothing. Sosume.

[zabet]

47. Nobody told me

NOT TO do it. :shrug:

[texas1928]

48. Well, see, we uh, trying, uh, to get that , uh, stump out.

And well the tractor would not do it. So, uh, we thought, "hey, let's use this dynamite." So, we got some sticks and thought we'd have a contest to see who could hit the stump with the dynamite.


Well, uh we forgot, uh that Larry brought his retriever, and well he threw the first stick, and wouldn't you know, that damn dog went and got it, he was bringing it back and Larry was yelling, so the dog took off and hid. We chased after him and he ran under the shed. and out the other side. about that time, BOOM!!!. Yeah the dog's fine, but that shed is all bent out of shape.

[Left Brain]

51. Blinded by passion

n/t