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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:27 PM
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Quiz - Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:36 PM
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1. 81%
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 05:47 AM
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18. that's one of the highest scores I've seen
impressive.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:37 PM
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2. This is why I'm trying to become a better rollerskater.
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unsavedtrash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:39 PM
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3. 68%
We're coming to get you Barbara!
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:40 PM
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4. 58%
If I have zombie nightmares tonight, I'm blaming you!

:scared:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:55 PM
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5. just don't dream then
it's my solution
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:02 PM
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8. I'll try!
;-)
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:58 PM
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6. 56%
Not too bad :shrug:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:02 PM
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7. 76% chance of survival
:hi:
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Hayabusa Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:32 PM
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10. 53%
I think my lack of physical fitness and my inability to be a real leader hurt me there. Living in a city of 83k probably didn't help, either. Especially since it's a college town.

Of course, it'll probably be another human that gets me...
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:59 AM
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32. I'd better hang with you
When the zombies attack.

:D

:hi:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 10:00 AM
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33. yup!
cover my 6!

well.. at least scream like a skool gurl when something is behind me :D

Flirt- Flirt- Flirt :loveya:

Hi you!

:hi:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:26 PM
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9. I'm a STEELE- In 1735, TWO of us landed in North America- now we're EVERYWHERE.
Zombie apocalypses come and go- WE REMAIN.

(I'll see your "zombie apocalypse", and raise you
a "FRENCH and INDIAN WAR".)

Your word for "zombie apocalypse" is the same as OUR word
for "assloads of great stuff lying around waiting to be picked up". :)

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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:33 PM
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11. 57%, better than 50-50....so
am not going to complain.

Q3JR4.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:35 PM
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12. 51%
In your face, zombies!

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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:41 PM
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13. 48%
And I consider myself to be somewhat of a zombie expert :( I think they just didn't ask the right questions.
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theredpen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:43 PM
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14. 67%
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:45 PM
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15. 44%, I don't belong to a fascist militia.
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:49 PM
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16. 88%
The zombie hordes
do not stand a chance!


:woohoo:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 08:14 AM
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19. damn, that's a high score
I thought I did okay at 49%
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:21 AM
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24. The amount of
food and the guns is what
ramped my score so high. We
raise our own vegetables and
meat and probably have enough
canned (home done) food and
in the freezer to last at the
minimum a year.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:49 PM
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43. That, plus your willingness to pop a head shot on a loved-one-turned-zombie!
:rofl:

Bake
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:54 PM
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44. I am a
realist if nothing else.
:D

:rofl:

And Hell Yeah I would pop
a cap in their brain-suckin'
zombie asses if needed!!!
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:55 PM
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17. 61% chance of survival.
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 08:19 AM
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20. 55%
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 08:22 AM
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21. 23%
Edited on Tue Jan-15-08 08:29 AM by Bucky
I'm as good as dead. Yall better be ready to gun me down on the night of the living dead. I'm no better than that quivering screaming blond chick in the basement from Night of the Living Dead.
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:02 AM
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22. 47% and that's only b/c I read "The Zombie Survival Guide"
Very funny book, but a little creepy

By the guy that wrote World War Z

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:17 AM
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23. I don't know - we barely survived the Obama Kool-Aid Zombie attack
:rofl:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:23 AM
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25. ROFL
you're on a roll these past few days.

I'm looking forward to "I'm TeenMidlo, ask me anything"


:rofl:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:43 AM
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27. I'm retired from impersonating Midlos
I never thought my thread would go there!
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electron_blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:25 AM
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26. 45% Oh boy.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:48 AM
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28. 25%
I'm sooooo dead if a zombie apocalypse ever happens!

:rofl:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:53 AM
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29. 73% for me
I was taught to shoot when younger, and am a pretty good shot. That and I have an assload of food in the apt right now.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:58 AM
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30. 45%
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:58 AM
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31. 62%...It's my lack of running abilities.
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 10:03 AM
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34. Goodbye, Cruel World. 30%


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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 10:09 AM
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35. I went to a Midwestern state university
Does that count?
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 10:15 AM
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36. question 11 - the MALL lol
:headbang:

I only got a 39% :(
I'm ready as I can be though I think, someone gave me a page a day calender that tells you every day how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Well I like to think I'm ready but I bet I'd just freak out, then fall down. And I don't have any guns.
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 10:33 AM
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37. 26%
I'm a goner.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:31 PM
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38. 69%
This is for when Huckabee wins, right?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:35 PM
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39. 73% and I'm not ashamed to say that I chose to hide at WalMart.
Food, bullets and magazines. Limited entrances. Big generator. Car batteries, fertilizer, cleaning products...I'll bet I could make some cool boom-boom devices.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:46 PM
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42. 72% here and I'd most def hide out in Walmart
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:07 PM
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48. Exactly.
Yeah, it will be refugee magnet and it has a lot of exits and entrances, but it's got the bean and bullets.

It also has things like chainsaws. Might be useful.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:39 PM
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40. 50%
My humanitarianism and my will to survive evenly splits my chances
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:43 PM
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41. 49% I'm doomed.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:58 PM
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45. 75 % chance.
I think it would be higher, just for my shooting skills.

and the running part is not how fast you are, but how much stamina you have. I can go forever.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:58 PM
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46. 68%
I don't have enough food or drink on hand, I don't think. But...

My kid and ex are an hour away in the Cities. I'm in a small rural town. No way I'd be able to risk trying to get down there.

My apartment building I think is pretty defensable. Strong steel-framed door to my apartment, one window, and patio doors. And I'm on the second floor, so I can stand on my balcony and engage them. Don't know how I would reinforce the patio doors, though. But overall, it's pretty solid as long as the zombies can't climb 4x4s.

I have my piece-of-shit .22 rifle and about 350 rounds of ammo, so I'm all set for close-range skull-popping from my balcony. And I have my shotgun for those close encounters of the zombie kind.

Wind-up flashlight, wind-up radio, Coleman stove with fuel, kerosene lamp with fuel, some candles, some glowsticks. Enough for a few days, at least. Plenty of books to read, including "The Way Things Work" from the early '60s and would be useful to help rebuild civilization.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:04 PM
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47. 48%
Better than I expected really. I'm a wuss. My only strength is that I just don't panic easily.
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:37 PM
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49. I apparently have a 71% chance of survival!
I'll have to make sure i grab my copy of the "Zombie Survival Guide", and my FM 21-76 (Army 'survival manual').
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:42 PM
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50. I got a 41% on this quiz, but a 97% on the alcohol quiz...
Hmmm -- I guess I don't have my priorities in order.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:49 PM
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51. I will survive nicely, thanks.
91%.

I know that fighting zombies is not for sissies. You get bit, BANG!

Sorry, Mom, but it's too late for you.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:53 PM
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52. damn
that's quite the score there - where did you miss out on getting a full score?

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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:58 PM
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53. Not being a marathon runner.
I can still run, but the long distance stuff is strictly out on my wore-out knees.

Short bursts, but if I had to go over, say, 5k I'd be limping for a month.
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 03:27 PM
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54. Yes. I don't need a damn quiz.
I mentally check the layouts and exits of every building I enter, just in case that's where I am when it happens.
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benEzra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 07:08 PM
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55. 67% because I'm a softie.
Helping others cuts your score.

But I should get extra points because I own...



:rofl:
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Madrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:07 PM
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56. 77%
A better than average chance. Sweet.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:40 PM
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57. 86% chance of survival. I take no prisoners.
Edited on Tue Jan-15-08 09:40 PM by Jamastiene
I'd eat the zombies' brains before they knew what hit them. Muahahahahaha. :evilgrin:
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 09:56 PM
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58. I got 86%
I'm sure my marksmanship and coldbloodedness played into it. :evilgrin:
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