EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:



1. He called everyone brother



2. He liked Gospel



3. He didn't get a fair trial



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:



1. He went into His Father's business



2. He lived at home until he was 33



3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother



was sure He was God



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:



1. He talked with His hands



2. He had wine with His meals



3. He used olive oil



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:



1. He never cut His hair



2. He walked around barefoot all the time



3. He started a new religion



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:



1. He was at peace with nature



2. He ate a lot of fish



3. He talked about the Great Spirit



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:



1. He never got married.



2. He was always telling stories.



3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:



1. He fed a crowd at a



moment's notice when there was virtually no food



2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it



3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

[reformedrepub]

1. You owe me

a new keyboard....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear ElsewheresDaughter!

Oh, this is great!

You made me laugh!

Thank you, sweetie...:rofl:

[Glorfindel]

3. Excellent post. Thanks for the laugh

(and one only need read the book of Jonah to see that God has a great sense of humor)

[lildreamer316]

4. Hello. n/t