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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:16 PM
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So a tortoise walks into a bar....
and he's covered head to tail in snail slime. Just dripping with it.

The bartender says "Hey buddy! Are you all right? What happened?"

The tortoise answers "I don't know... it all happened so fast."
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Tresalisa Donating Member (537 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:36 PM
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1. What? Oh....

That was funny!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 12:33 AM
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2. Great lol!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 12:34 AM
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3. I had forgotten that one. I need to tell it to the boys tomorrow. :^)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 12:35 AM
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4. I giggled.
A lot. :rofl:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 08:54 PM
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5. me too
I'd never heard it before.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 08:59 PM
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6. For some unknown reason
I just cracked up at that one, ROF laughing.

Thanks, I needed that.

Here's a random picture for you.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 09:03 PM
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7. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, 'I think I've lost
an electron.'
The other says 'Are you sure?'
The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive...'
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 11:25 PM
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8. ...
:rofl:
Love it!
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