Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

I've finally realized what I need in a man

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:49 AM
Original message
I've finally realized what I need in a man
someone who finds the scent of Ben Gay arousing. Otherwise my achy bag of bones is never going to get any again.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:55 AM
Response to Original message
1. mmmmmmmmmmm....Ben Gay...

Who's got the bag of wintergreen lifesavers?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:55 AM
Response to Original message
2. You should try Tiger Balm
Smells about the same, works a lot better.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:56 AM
Response to Original message
3. ben gay as a sexual lubricant?
umm ...

That is HOT!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:57 AM
Response to Reply #3
5. oh, ouch!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:56 AM
Response to Original message
4. Ben "Gay?"...
...I've never been gay (if I were, I'd be the proudest gay man you ever met).

;)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 02:59 AM
Response to Original message
6. Ben Gay reminds me of my grandma
Better try again. :hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Jimbo S Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 12:36 PM
Response to Original message
7. Try Sportscreme
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 12:48 PM
Response to Original message
8. Try a super hot bath with eucalyptus essential oil instead
:thumbsup: can you afford a professional massage? That could help, too. Also stretching.

:hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 12:59 PM
Response to Original message
9. Pardon the homophobic slur
but my kid sister used to call Ben-Gay "Ben Fag" when she was a kid. We were never exposed to the gay community growing up.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:01 PM
Response to Original message
10. Sing it like Grace Jones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBBpZO3RXaQ
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May 01st 2024, 03:54 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC