Help me .... I just got a piece of mail that said "Do not discard"

[Botany]

It is from Capital One and looked like a credit card offer.

I am weak .... I pitched the letter anyway .... have I sinned or broken any laws?

[CreekDog]

1. i'm sorry, that's a felony

hope you like gitmo.

:shrug:

[supernova]

2. Right thing, but shred before

you discard.

ID thieves love filling these blank offers out in your behalf.

[auburngrad82]

3. I once tore off the tag on a pillow

I spent three days in jail for that. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid...

[Botany]

5. This one?

[auburngrad82]

10. That's the one

Boy, did I pay for that one. Now I have a record that will follow me around for life.

[bif]

4. That's almost as bad as tearing of the tag on your mattress pad

Major league offense

[Gormy Cuss]

6. Quick! Edit the OP ! You've just revealed your name on the internet.

Nice to meet you, Lee H. Cardholder. What's the H stand for?

[CreekDog]

7. Santos L Halper

:rofl:

[Botany]

8. Handsome

1 chiefly dialect : appropriate suitable
2: moderately large : sizable <a painting that commanded a handsome price>
3: marked by skill or cleverness : adroit
4: marked by graciousness or generosity : liberal <handsome contributions to charity>
5: having a pleasing and usually impressive or dignified appearance

but i try to be humble

[laconicsax]

9. Thanks for posting your cards

Can you post the back, in case someone asks for the CV2 number? I have stuff I need to buy.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Many times, I've taken a radio outside to listen to a ball game

while working in the yard.

It was impossible to keep my neighbors from hearing it, too, but I didn't have the express written consent of Major League Baseball.



:scared:

[Botany]

12. You too lead a life of crime

[Kucinich4America]

13. So don't discard it.

Give it the Ollie North treatment....



I recommend this "Green" Hamster-powered shredder.