Everybody hates me.

[crim son]

All my kids, I mean. I just sent Juergen's friends home because he neglected to snowblow the driveway and the front walk. He's doing it now & then he'll clean his room. Ugh. Kira is cleaning the mess she made in the kitchen while her friend J quizzes her on Spanish vocab; she will be helping me haul the Christmas tree out later this evening; and Henry is cleaning his room while pondering the fact that he's grounded for a week... guess who stole and ate all the Lifesavers I had hidden in my room? Heh. He didn't say a word in his defense but walked upstairs with his head down.

I feel GREAT! :D

[plcdude]

1. Some day

you can only hope that they have children just like themselves.

[crim son]

8. I know my daughter won't. She's a control freak

and I am one of her experiments. Her house will be SPOTLESS! Of course, she'll be paying my rent so I'll put up with a certain amount of nonsense now, while she's home. :P

[SPKrazy]

2. ain't life grand

ya know!

sometimes you're the pigeon
sometimes you're the statue

you be the statue !!! :patriot:

:hi:

:hug:

[crim son]

9. Laughing.

I'm the statue, baby! :hi: :rofl:

[billyskank]

3. That's your job, mom.

:D

:hi:

[crim son]

10. No way. My job is to cook dinner (roast pork tenderloin

with herbed potatoes roasted alongside, mashed rutabaga and peas). My job is LAUNDRY! and the third load of the afternoon is rotating as I speak. I am The Vacuuming Mama, The Toilet Cleaning Mama, The Grocery Shopping Mama and the Official Homework Advisor. But I don't do driveways and I don't do Kira's mess. :P :hi: :D And Henry is rotten so I punish him whenever I can!

[mike_c]

4. softie....

Spare the taser, spoil the child!

[crim son]

11. ...

:rofl: Actually, another parent gave me advice on how to whip the kids into shape. Since their father moved out the ship that is our homelife has not been sailing on smooth seas. :D

I hadn't thought of a taser! :evilgrin:

[bif]

At least you're not a Replicant!

[crim son]

12. Thank god for small favors, eh?

:eyes: :7

[SallyMander]

5. I don't!

Oh, we're not voting? :silly:

[crim son]

14. No, but your response is duly noted.

:hug:

[Pierre.Suave]

6. Just what will you do...

with all that energy young lady?

;) :P

[crim son]

16. Write a resume?

No, that will require more than energy: that will require a bolt of divine inspiration. Meh, I'll probably watch the second half of "The Doors" tonight. :D

[Pierre.Suave]

22. Thats not what I was implying...

lol...

:P

[Redbear]

7. Henry and I share an affection for Lifesavers

It gets me in trouble too.

[crim son]

17. Yabbut

he's eight. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

13. I don't hate you :o)

:loveya:

[crim son]

18. Then GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

:rofl: :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

20. I take it back :o(

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! :mad: :D :loveya:

[trof]

15. Go eat worms.

Might as well.

[crim son]

19. That's what the kids are eating for dinner tonight.

Me, I'm having roast pork.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. I don't.

;)

[MissMillie]

23. Your work is done for the day

:thumbsup:

[BarenakedLady]

24. But I lurve you!

So it all works out. :D :loveya: