Have you ever had a fuck so good it made you cry beer?

[Bucky]

Cry beer! and let slip the dogs of war!

[unpossibles]

1. if I could cry beer, I'd be a rich man. nt

[LynneSin]

2. here you go!

[Bucky]

4. Why should this thread be locked? It's not like I was talking about toll booth sex

Worst part about toll booth sex: finding the right change.

[billyskank]

6. You know, I'm sure he could have just run through that door.

I think he had plenty of time to do that.

[Bucky]

7. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. But a quick ducking stride isn't very manly looking

Not that the producers of TNG would know what macho looks like if it walked up and pissed in their lattés.

[DarkTirade]

3. Does it count if the beer came out my nose?

:shrug:

[Bucky]

5. Only if someone drank it

Cause that would definitely be the sign of a problem