Gee, I can get wireless, homephone, local, long distance, hi speed internet, advanced tv (all three)

[KitchenWitch]

:silly:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. up in your house with disease? That's HUGH.

[LSK]

2. wait till you see the bill

Its gonna be hugh!!!111111

[MrCoffee]

3. You didn't get all that included (All Three) with your electric hotwire hookup?

I'm cordless, baby!

[Parche]

4. yeah spend 6hours on hold with Comcast

:grr: :grr: :hi:

[madinmaryland]

5. Or you could just support Lee L. Mercer. (all three)

[SPKrazy]

6. all up in your house with disease (all three)

and avoid this:

[KitchenWitch]

7. Oh noes!

[mikeytherat]

8. Wait until you get this postcard:

We recently sent you a letter in which we advertised a Verizon bundle package of Verizon FIOS Internet and FIOS TV service. This letter was mailed by mistake and the services described in the letter have never been offered by Verizon under those terms.

We apologize for this error.

Verizon Consumer Marketing

Translation: "We have never offered that package we just offered you." :crazy:

I was surprised the postcard did not end with, "In fact, you're not reading this at all."

mikey_the_rat

[KitchenWitch]

9. Nothing like honoring what is in print!