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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 05:46 PM
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Beautiful...just effing beautiful.
My daughter and her 5 year old son and 7 month old daughter had some errands to run this afternoon.

Just as they got to the mall, Jack had to pee.
RIGHT NOW!
She keeps an empty bottle in the car for just such emergencies.
So Jack peed in the bottle, no problem.

When she got back to the car some idiot had parked so close that she couldn't get the door open wide enough to get Charlotte's 'bucket' back into the rack fastened to the car seat.
So she had to horse it in from the other side.

And then my darling daughter took Jack's bottle of pee and poured it all over the offending car.
:rofl:
You don't want to mess with this lady.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 05:52 PM
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1. omfg
:spray:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 05:57 PM
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2. My dear trof!
What a great story!

Good for her!

:spray:

:rofl: :rofl:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:26 PM
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7. She's a pissah!
As they say in Boston.
(pun intended)
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:39 PM
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9. nope, it's....
"that's a wicked pissah!"
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 07:04 PM
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13. Wicked good!
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:04 PM
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3. I love her!!!
She obviously takes after her wonderful parents! :applause:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:07 PM
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5. 'At's my girl!
I may start carrying a bottle of pee in the car for just suck occasions.
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:42 PM
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11. HAHAHA!!! n/t
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:06 PM
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4. When she begins driving, will she have a super soaker mounted on the car roof?
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:08 PM
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6. Sounds like my daughter
I'm afraid of her :)

Mike
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:27 PM
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8. rofl
:rofl:
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 03:57 PM
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15. I pity the man who marries her
WOMEN RULE.
Especially where the garbage take-out is concerned, and cleaning behind the toilet, and your favorite underwear, sweatshirts. I could write a book.

Mike
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:42 PM
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10. SPEW!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!



I LOVE your daughter

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO




lost

:spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:46 PM
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12. Fargy..she's a mite spirited, I'd say!!
:toast:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 07:10 PM
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14. You have inspired me.
Edited on Thu Jan-31-08 07:11 PM by GoddessOfGuinness
I'm going to make sure I always have a bottle of pee handy for emergencies. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 04:09 PM
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16. Nice.
Did a similar thing at an LSU football game. We parked and went about our business tailgating then headed to the game. LSU was either losing or way ahead, so we left early only to discover that someone from the opposing team had blocked us in, and left their windows cracked. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.....
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