Frank Black leads to Pixies and Pixies lead to Breeders

[Orrex]

And a ton of other 90's music.

[madinmaryland]

1. Frank Black is doing what?

He is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

2. Okay thats it!! You and kewpie doll alike...

:spank: I asked Orrex once if he had been dropped on his head as a baby...I think I figured out your issue:
:kick: You are a real hoofhead MiM!!

[Orrex]

4. How dare you criticize the mighty Brazillions joke!

If I were given to spiritual musings, I would venture to say that it is the Perfect Joke, spun from the firmament by the hand of the deity.

[madinmaryland]

6. WTF are you talking about? And are you making fun of Kewpies?

One of my best friends owns this restaurant!

IN OHIO!

:grr:

Great Burgers!



What the fuck is a hoof head? Can it be eaten?

[TZ]

8. Does it tell really really bad puns

and repeat lame brazillion jokes in slightly different versions and routinely get into nit picking geek wars? Than yes..
And a hoofhead is someone who has obviously been kicked in the head a couple of times by a hoofed critter (in this case a democratic donkey) knocking whatever sense was there to begin with out....:P

[madinmaryland]

11. Are you a scientist or an accountant?

:wtf:

:kick:

[Orrex]

13. There's no accounting for Turtlensue

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

14. Considering she can't decide between Tom Cruise and Dan Snyder.

:hide:

[TZ]

19. What can I say?

I'm a Gemini afterall. (BTW, Orrex..that remark won me a Duzy last week)

[madinmaryland]

Pffth. A Gemini.

How can you be one, if I am one!

:shakes-head:

[TZ]

23. You were born in Ohio AND you are a Gemini

Has it ever occured to you that we are twins from different mothers?!:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

28. Has it ever occurred to you that

Dan Snyder and Tom Cruise are your fathers!

:rofl:

[Orrex]

12. There is no pun so bad that an even worse pun won't make it seem like heaven

You've been warned.

[TZ]

17. Don't I know!!!

And I will here them all from my stepfather tomorrow at my mom's SB party...He used to drive a car that talked and let you know if something was unhitched wrong ect..His favorite was when the door was open and the car said "your door is ajar"...his response "no its not, its a door!" and he made this joke EVERY TIME we got in the car..almost approached brazillion joke status...
:banghead:
On a side note this car was used ( a light blue chrysler sedan) in the Pelican Brief...

[quip]

18. Dude, I need all of the pictures of this restaurant I can get my hands on.

Can you PM any more that you might have?

[TZ]

21. Oh please madinmaryland...do oblige

I am poised with anticipation of what this twisted old fruit will do with them....:headbang:

[quip]

22. I'm confident that you wouldn't be able to guess in one MILLION years

but Orrex could in a nanosecond....

How's that for mystery??? :think:

[TZ]

25. ??????

Now you really have my curiosity (among other things) aroused!!!

[madinmaryland]

26. Dude! YOU CANNOT AFFORD THEM!

They sued the city for taking one parking spot in front of their restaurant for $305,000.

AND WON!

[quip]

31. Good for them. It was probably their property in the first place.

Seriously, though.

[TZ]

33. Oh I hope you can do something...

I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to know what you have in mind. REALLY:bounce:

[harmonicon]

35. what the fuck is that thing?! it's damn scary.

Are you serious that that's a restaurant? I would never eat at some place with giant damn genitalless gnome baby on top of it - I'd run in the other direction as fast as possible.

[madinmaryland]

37. At three in the morning...

Well, needless to say even with a nutless wonder standing above us, we were extreemly hungry for FOOD!

[Orrex]

3. He's doing this

Frank Black grudgingly accepts an invitation to dine with the President, who has recently encountered The Pixies for the first time.

"Some of this stuff is okay," sez the Prez, "but dad gummit I don't understand most of it. What in tarnation is this Debaser supposed to be about?"

"Oh," replies Black. "it's a reference to a Dali film."

The President seems to understand. "You mean the one that Roger Ebert wrote?"

[TZ]

5. I'd yell at you, but thats just a little odd to me

Orrex the inscrutible.

[Dr. Strange]

7. Heh heh, inscrutible.

Heh.

[TZ]

9. no you pev

inscrutible..Not inscrotumable.....

[Orrex]

10. I'll warn you...

The last person who tried that got sacked.

[Dr. Strange]

15. I bet that made them testy!

[Orrex]

16. It helps if you think about baseball

Two balls, no strikes.



If you please...

[TZ]

20. then that means Lance Armstrong

is already one ball down with one strike agaisnt him.....

[quip]

24. Nut a full count?

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

27. That's NUT funny!

:grr:

[quip]

30. Don't ball me out

my writers just got off strike.

[madinmaryland]

32. Nice post, Leno!

[TZ]

29. Well this is a fun Saturday night..

We have both a nipple thread and a bad nut joke thread going at the same time...:thumbsup:

[quip]

34. My pev and lecher tank is running dangerously low. I might have to call it a night

:cry:

[TZ]

36. me too

I think you will have some very sweet dreams tonight...Me, I will keep thinking about cowboys and wrangler jeans.:hi:

[madinmaryland]

38. BWAHAHAHAHA! Tony and TO, obviously!

[RainDog]

39. The Amps

I like Pacer but think this video is... lame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFQJJkuJidw

The Amps were one of my favorite spin offs.

and a Breeders song- Invisible Man - which someone posted with footage from the old Invisible Man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inmjJyIsyG0