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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:17 AM Original message |
It sounds dirty... but isn't... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
1. I like to masticate |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:19 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. nicely done |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:20 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. That can cause premature expectoration. nt |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:23 AM Response to Reply #1 |
5. I even masticate between meals |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 02:06 PM Response to Reply #5 |
52. I prefer masticating DURING meals |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
3. Did you "log off" afterward? |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:25 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Repeatedly |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
7. Can you work on my hardware? |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
8. There was a whole string of one after another |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
9. Shag carpet |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:03 PM Response to Reply #9 |
23. Guess what I heard about Natalie Portman? |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:17 PM Response to Reply #23 |
28. Cab studied homo erectus |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:23 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. That's what she said. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:29 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. It was a really hard unit in one of her anthropology classes. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:39 PM Response to Reply #32 |
40. Leave poor "innocent" Cab alone ya big pev.... |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:44 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. I like womens with normal curves. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:48 PM Response to Reply #40 |
43. Nice curves, eh? We'll be needing MORE photo documentation in order to confirm that assessement, |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 01:45 PM Response to Reply #43 |
51. Oh btw..submitted for your entertainment |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 02:11 PM Response to Reply #51 |
54. ... |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
10. Dick Butkus |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
11. Can I borrow your hole puncher? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
12. Volvo |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:55 AM Response to Reply #12 |
21. I was rear-ended in my Volvo |
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qb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 01:45 PM Response to Reply #12 |
50. Reminds me of the time we drove past the Volvo dealership... |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 02:09 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. There was a Volvo dealer in Oregon who did his own ads on TV |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
13. hehe One more: cocktails and hors d'oeuvres |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
14. ah yes, but was the safe search off??? |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
15. Spotted Dick |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
16. Are you getting off at the next stop? |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:47 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. you are definitely getting into the spirit of things |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:50 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Letterman's favorite: wind surfing on Mount Baldy |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
19. Please, Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:00 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. At Hahvard, we don't end sentences with prepositions... |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:09 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Ok. Please, Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off, asshole. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:11 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Well done! |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
20. Dry Sack |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
24. Great Tits (birds) |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:32 PM Response to Reply #24 |
34. I've started many lectures that way... |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:57 PM Response to Reply #34 |
45. Start off by holding up these pictures together and asking, "What is this?" |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 01:03 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Which leads us to Picard's Great Theorem... |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 01:06 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. It's a little ice breaker, that's all. I use it in my Sunday school classes all the time |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 01:05 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. nice one.. |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
27. Grand Tetons |
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
29. Vella Dry Jack |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
30. Screwdrivers come from the Hardware Store. eom |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:32 PM Response to Original message |
33. milky junk in my kiln |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:54 PM Response to Reply #33 |
44. hmm |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 01:06 PM Response to Reply #44 |
49. Don't be like that |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 03:33 PM Response to Reply #49 |
57. Speaking of which... |
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Sannum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:33 PM Response to Original message |
35. Caucus. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 07:19 PM Response to Reply #35 |
61. Kitty Dukakis |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
36. I have a leaky ballcock |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
37. Can I put a banger in your mouth? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
38. Last weekend I caulked my tiles |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
39. Please vote for Mike Hunt for Aiken County, SC Sheriff! |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
42. I have a whole bunch of USC/Oregon State ones |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
55. Pianist. |
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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
56. Horticulture. |
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Throd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
58. Tranny Jack |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
59. What is the name for a stamp collector? Starts with a "P". |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-29-08 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
60. "Harry Connick Jr" |
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