The Goddamned Associated Press is Lucy Holding the Football to Our Charlie Brown!

[MilesColtrane]

Of course when I clicked on this story, it was about a Bush AIDE plagiarizing someone.

BASTARDS!!!

[Muttocracy]

1. I blame Google. nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. It was the AP this time

They moved a kill on that hed.









Damn, I love newsroom jargon. :D

[Orrex]

2. Bush won't resign over plagiarism until someone tells him what it means

And even then he'd just issue a signing statement absolving himself of any possible guilt.

[The Animator]

4. No he'd probably just have one of his aides write it...

... then he'd copy it word for word.