So exactly how wide is Larry Craig's stance?

[Sub Atomic]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/18/larrycraig_toilet_wideweb__470x304,0.jpg

There is no way he could 'accidentally' put his foot into another stall.

:wtf:

[Aristus]

1. Is that the men's room at Minneapolis/St. Paul airport?

I thought there'd be a piano lounge and a bar selling amaretto sours...



How disappointing...

[pokerfan]

2. Tap Three Times by Doug Clark

Better than the Capital Steps ripoff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvxHCeo-8EU


Doug Clark: Tap Three Times

By Doug Clark
Staff writer
Spokesman Review
August 30, 2007

You’ve got to hand it to Larry Craig.

The U.S. senator (R-Idaho) has established his legacy. He will forever be known as the political leader who gave new meaning to the term “layover.”

By now the nation has heard the conservative lawmaker’s strained denials when he faced the press on Tuesday and said:

“I am not a crook.”

No, wait a minute. That was Nixon.

Sen. Craig said, “I am not gay.”

Craig, of course, was referring to a sex scandal that has erupted over his June arrest in an airport men’s room by an undercover detective.

According to the officer, the senator peered in at him while he was conducting a pervert stake-out while sitting on a toilet seat.

If that doesn’t qualify for “worst job ever” it’s certainly in the running.

The officer said Craig entered an adjoining stall. Craig then engaged in what the detective considered as sensual shoe-tapping foreplay.

Q – They call having sex in an airplane the “Mile High Club.” Is there a catchy phrase for doing it in an airport crapper?

A – Yes, it’s called the “Pile High Club.”

Although Craig pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct on Aug. 8, he said he wasn’t doing anything kinky.

That’s right. He simply went in the restroom to take a GOP and pass some bad legislation.

Well, I’m not going sit here and see the good name of Lawrence “Lightfoot” Craig dragged through the sewer.

In the senator’s honor I have written and warbled a parody song to the melody of that American pop Tony Orlando standard: “Knock Three Times.”

I recorded it Wednesday at Spokane’s Cue11 studios where company president Dave Cebert is ever-willing to play along with my reindeer games.

Joe Brasch, my bandmate, buddy and partner in grime, handled the production duties and served as a lyrical assistant.

Once again, I want to thank Al Harrison of Spokane’s Northwest Entertainment Karaoke for providing an ideal soundtrack.