Woman's body stuffed into huge Rubbermaid container packed with dry ice "was for religious reasons"

[emad]

Cops make a chilling find
The Sun

A ROUTINE drug bust took a chilling turn when police discovered a woman’s body preserved on a bed of dry ice in a rubber container.

But the plot is thickening after friends insisted that Monique Trepp, an aspiring model, died a year ago.

What’s more, they claim the 33-year-old’s boyfriend, a convicted drug dealer from New Zealand, held a wake in her honour at the California hotel where he lived for three years.

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In a jailhouse interview, the New Zealander told reporters that “everything that happened was for religious reasons.” He repeated the sentence four times, but said no more.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article911675.ece

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

1. And the Lord said unto Moses

Thou shalt pack thy dead girlfriend in the Rubbermaid Container of Righteousness for my own names sake. And thy packing shall be with ice, and thy ice shalt be dry.

[Orrex]

4. I don't see why you have to make a joke about it

Some faiths are very serious about the stuffing of suspicious corpses into Rubbermaid containers.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

6. It was terribly insensitive of me...

But the freezer burn must be murder...

[Orrex]

7. On the plus side

I'm sure that she was as fresh as a daisy when the found her.


An aspiring model aspires no longer, alas...

[Orsino]

2. The typical New Zealander mourning period of one year...

...is traditionally capped with a drug bust, according to scripture.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Like, "Jesus, somebody hide this body!"

[Kajsa]

5. Honesty is in direct conflict with his line of work.

The dude's a dealer- and ( it appears) a big fish in that pond.

I have yet to meet an honest one.

- This happened not far from where I live-

The bust was the result of an ongoing investigation.