Everything I Needed To Know, I Learned In GD:P.

[bbernardini]

1. If YOUR candidate wins the primary, we're guaranteed a McCain victory.

2. Keith Olbermann is a liberal savior, unless he criticizes MY candidate. Then he's a GOP whore, no better than Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, or Rush Limbaugh.

Feel free to add your own lessons learned. ;)

[Thurston Howell III]

1. This must be the *first time* politics has been dirty!

Never in the history of politics has campaign been this dirty.
All the other candidates dropped out because of a threat from the Clintons.
Hillary Clinton has *always* been the darling of the press sinve the first day she was born. No one in the press has ever criticized her or Bill in the media at all.