My expiration date: April 8, 2050

[ThatsMyBarack]

What's yours?

http://www.deathclock.com

[Redstone]

1. About thirty years ago. But I fooled them.

Redstone

[graywarrior]

4. 2005

I think they're right.

[Redstone]

7. Beat the Reaper, did you? Welcome to The Club Of Improbable Survivors.

Redstone

[graywarrior]

9. Who knew we'd make it this far?

[Redstone]

11. I got a great birthday card from a friend some years back, which had a picture

of an old, VERY wrinkled fart with no teeth on the cover. Inside it said, "If I had known I was going to live this long, I might have taken better care of myself."

I think I'll have them put that on my gravestone.

Redstone

[graywarrior]

13. It's true, ain't it?

I was convinced I would die by the time I hit 30. I fucked myself over good on that one.

[Redstone]

14. Hey, I was supposed to have died when I was 14, 19, and 24. But I confounded

the experts each time, especially the last one when I pulled into the parking lot of the hospital in my MGB, with a gut full of blood from a burst aneurism.

Some experts, yes?

Redstone

[graywarrior]

22. I was told I'd never stay sober.

Ha ha.

[Radio_Lady]

16. Jeeze... May 19, 2001. I'm just a GHOST of my previous self.

[hobbit709]

2. Said I died back in 1983

[Radio_Lady]

18. Beat the odds, huh? I'm going to compute for my husband...

[Radio_Lady]

20. He lives until Friday, April 27, 2029. I'm going to die any day now...

What a way to find out!

[TK421]

3. Wednesday, December 11th 2019

:toast:

[BuelahWitch]

5. November 11, 2016

Woohoo!

:bounce: :woohoo: :applause:

[TK421]

6. We both die on the same day of the month!

oh....wait a second, you're three years behind me

Never mind :7

[BuelahWitch]

8. Don't you mean ahead of you?

;)

[TK421]

10. What I meant was same day, not year

got my sixes and nines mixed up ( I have a tendency to do that )

[DarkTirade]

12. The fact that they use BMI in there

means that it is going to be way off for me. :P Because according to BMI, I'm obese. Which is odd, because I'm pretty goddamn spry and pretty thin for somebody who's 'obese'.

Hell, with the amount of muscle mass he has, it would probably label flvegan as being obese too. Because all it checks is weight and height. It doesn't check width of shoulders/torso/ect or percentage of muscle mass.

That being said, I got Sunday, August 17, 2053

[Kutjara]

17. I had a friend a few years back who was kicked out of the Army for being obese.

He didn't have a scrap of fat on him, was covered in muscle, could run like the wind, and benchpress a small bus, but the bureaucrats said that his weight/height ratio was outside of the "permissible" range, so he was given a couple of warnings and then kicked out. Meanwhile, the base was overrun with fatties who could barely wheeze around the "2 miles in 17 minutes" "fitness" test, just scraped in under the BMI limit, and were declared fit for combat.

[DarkTirade]

26. Yeah, that heigh/weight ratio is pretty stupid.

I had an ex who tried to get in and she was told she was too fat. In her case, most of the weight was in her boobs and legs. Because she was naturally rather well endowed, and she'd spent years rollerblading, biking or walking everywhere she went so she had rather large, strong legs.

The ironic thing there as that she's now stopped rollerblading, biking and walking everywhere and she actually IS fat now. :P

[flamingyouth]

15. May 17, 2055

I always figured I'd die in the winter.

[JTG of the PRB]

19. December 3, 2048.

If I could bump that up to about 2058, I think I'd be okay. 65 is just a bit young for my liking... 75 is much better! :evilgrin:

[Firespirit]

21. November 28, 2042

Gawdalmighty. I don't make it to 60. :cry:

[TexasLady]

23. Feb 11, 2047

I'll take that!

That's almost double what I am now! cool!
sorry, meant to reply to the OP.

[zanne]

24. June 16, 2028

But they don't ask you any health questions. I have severe heart disease, so I assume I'll be gone long before then.

[last_texas_dem]

25. Kinda goofy

With all of my other information being the same, it added fifteen years to my life when I changed my outlook from "pessimistic" to normal. I just don't see being pessimistic causing me to live to only be 59 y/o. There's a lot of old grouches in my family still hanging in there in their eighties!

[Sweet Freedom]

27. Monday, April 11, 2067

I'm 39, so I'm quite happy with this date. :)

[Sweet Freedom]

28. For the helluva it...

I entered my STBE-husband's info. He hasn't much time...

Friday, April 18, 2008 :evilgrin: