Why does Orrex not have a career... - Democratic Underground

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Sat Apr-12-08 01:00 PM
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Why does Orrex not have a career...

as a movie reviewer yet? Roger Ebert can't talk anymore. Yes, I said it..Orrex is the Roger Ebert of the Lounge....:hi:

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Dr. Strange

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Sat Apr-12-08 01:04 PM
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1. Surprisingly enough...

very few people want their movie reviews done in limerick form. The market just isn't there.

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Sat Apr-12-08 01:30 PM
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2. True.

And I'm guessing that their isn't a big clamor for brazilion joke telling ability in the MSM either...;)

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avasmom

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Sat Apr-12-08 02:02 PM
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3. hell in a handbasket

LOL

poor baby jesus.

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quip

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Sat Apr-12-08 03:19 PM
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4. He needs to get a life first

:hide:

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Dr. Strange

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Sat Apr-12-08 03:21 PM
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5. Ahem...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7650522

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quip

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Sat Apr-12-08 03:27 PM
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6. Dude, I totally dropped the ball yesterday. My post count on Tap day was an embarrassment

Please be lenient for my punishment....

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Sat Apr-12-08 03:33 PM
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7. Punishment? did someone say punishment?

Might be saturday and a normal off day...but I'm glad to oblige..

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quip

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Sat Apr-12-08 03:36 PM
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9. You make me break out into song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WSHGT9bATdc

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quip

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Sat Apr-12-08 03:34 PM
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8. I hear and obey:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7650522&mesg_id=7650916

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madinmaryland

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Sat Apr-12-08 03:46 PM
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10. Apparently he has been a bit obsessed with this...

John the Baptist is giving Jesus Christ his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Jesus exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Jesus sits, head in hands.

Finally, Jesus looks up and says, "I know how many a brazillion is!"

:evilgrin:

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