Make up a lie about yourself...

[Wetzelbill]

I'll go first:

The film Leprechaun 3 is loosely based on the time I lost my temper over a game of checkers.

[DarkTirade]

1. I was conceived by the midichlorians.

But I am not the one who will bring balance to the force. They just wanted somebody cool enough to hang out with on weekends.

[Cant trust em]

21. I bet the "chosen one" always knows where the party is.

[DarkTirade]

27. Yeah, but the bastard never bothers to let ME know.

I just end up hanging out with the midichlorians and playing scrabble or D&D.

[Cant trust em]

29. It's well known that the chosen one is an elitist.

What a bastard.

[DarkTirade]

32. Yeah, and he needs to choose which wooden actor to portray himself

'cause so far we've got Jet Li, Hayden Christensen and Keanu Reeves all playing 'The One' in a movie or three.

[Cant trust em]

36. I really hope that the chosen one thing dies for a few years

It's been beaten into the ground a tad.

[MrCoffee]

2. I may well be the Kwisatz Haderach.

Paul Atreides was a poseur.

[TZ]

3. I am Wonder Woman!

Sitting here cleaning my golden lasso as we speak...

[Wetzelbill]

4. I said a LIE not a fact

:)

[TZ]

6. ....

:hug: :loveya:

[flvegan]

5. I'm the new DJ for the Beastie Boys.

Can't wait to go on tour. A series of gala events, to be sure.

[Beausoleil]

7. I never lie

and I'm always right!

[Critters2]

8. I get up at 4 am every morning to practice piano.

My little fingers are worn to the bone.

[logosoco]

9. I voted for george bush

i support him whole heartedly and i listen to rush limbaugh everyday.

[Sequoia]

10. I'm wealthy and happy.

[Chan790]

11. Is this a lie or not?

"I'm Agent Mike."

Only I know for certain.

[BarenakedLady]

12. I'm exceedingly happy

Without a care in the world.

I also discovered how to compress time using unfiltered cigarettes and bird poop.

[LeftyMom]

13. In my spare time, I swim through my pile of gold like Scrooge McDuck.

Disney totally stole that idea from me.

[bertha katzenengel]

14. I've played AAA affiliated baseball.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I was the Fifth Rutle

Leppo was a poser.

[Finn Polke]

16. I paid the Russians for a ride in outer space

[DS1]

17. I put a lot of effort into this reply

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. I am the sexiest thing you ever saw

[av8rdave]

19. I look like George Clooney

[LSK]

20. I have never posted in GDP nor have I ever posted the brazilian joke

[Guava Jelly]

22. I just don't think any female Du'ers are all that attractive.

:silly:

[NewJeffCT]

23. "Lord of the Rings" is my autobiography, with me in the Frodo role

and, yes, my shoulder still hurts.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

24. I'm 35,

wealthy, well adjusted and weigh 165lbs.
Oh wait, that's 4 lies.................... :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. I am a nice person.

[guitar man]

26. I'm really...um...

small :evilgrin:

[Dogtown]

28. I'm a federal

judge.

[Cant trust em]

30. I was Harrison Ford's stunt double in Raiders of the Lost Ark

You know that scene where he gets dragged behind the truck? That's me.



And to head off the smart asses here, it was Raiders that I was in. Not the one starring the 65 year old.

[stuntcat]

31. I'm a people person!

:bounce:

[otherlander]

33. I have a car and a job.

[Fox Mulder]

34. I hate studying the unknown.

[Elidor]

35. I killed 3 brazilians while serving in Iraq

As a Navy Seal.