cars on the road

[harmonicon]

Today, I was walking to town, and there were cars driving on the roads that I needed to cross. One of them could have hit me, but didn't. Still, I wrote their license plate number down and called the police because I'm a complete fucking psychopath who creates danger in my mind where it doesn't exist, and they refused to do anything about it. Can you believe that?

[taterguy]

1. Were the cars being driven by pit bulls?

:shrug:

[harmonicon]

3. no

I called the cops about them years ago, and their prophet/leader had them all exterminated FLDS-style. Over reacting about dogs is the kind of the thing that the police take seriously, and we pay taxes to support.

[taterguy]

5. Woof!

[harmonicon]

6. Driving backwards?!

I've let dogs drive every car I've ever owned, but I don't know if I'd ever let them drive backwards.... or is he backing up?

[taterguy]

7. He's driving from the back seat

He's got really long legs

[harmonicon]

8. oh, now I see

I was looking at the picture the wrong way. Have you thought about ripping out the front seats to make it more comfortable to drive from the back for him, like Hightower does in Police Academy?

[taterguy]

9. I've never seen Police Academy

We share our car with at least one other person so that might not be very practical.

[harmonicon]

10. you should watch it

It's a really high quality film full of valuable practical advise and valuable examples of life lessons.

[taterguy]

11. One of the guys from Police Academy IV recommended some high quality sneakers for me once

Well, not me actually but my parents were buying me a pair of shoes and he told them what to buy

[Kutjara]

2. If the cops would just do their damned jobs and...

...throw everyone in jail, the world would be a much safer place.

[harmonicon]

4. HIGH FIVE!