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You know how you always think of just the right thing to say only seconds after the opportunity is gone. I guess that actually makes it just the right thing you should have said, but anyway ......
Well YOU don't ... no, not You who always comes up with just the right word at just the right time ... but the rest of us schmoes are stuck with thinking about what we should have said ....
Anyway, I was at the Doctor's office today for my poison ivy, which is really going crazy and taking over my whole life. Anyway, during the visit she asked me "Do you eat red meat?" Perfectly legit question, and I gave a perfectly legit (and true) answer.
(DISCLAIMER) Now, I am not going to tell you what I said, because this is my chance to say what I should have said. Now I am too honest to tell you that this is what I actually said. I only do that after I have said it over and over to myself and realized what a loser I am and think about it night and day until I finally convince myself that I really DID say it, and what a bright, witty conversationalist I am.
I'm not there yet.
So, when the Dr. asked me "Do you eat red meat?" I should have said "No ... chickenfried."
:rofl:
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