What is the worst song you can imagine playing at a wedding reception?

[coyotespaw]

Seeing as I have to DJ a wedding this Saturday, I want to get all of the bad ideas out of my system well beforehand. Anybody have any really bad ideas?

[Texasgal]

1. "two out of 3 ain't bad"

:P

[KamaAina]

85. More Meat Loaf: "Paradise By the Dashboard Light"

http://www.houseoflyrics.com/lyrics/meatloaf/paradise_by_the_dashboard_light.html

I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my God and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!

[mduffy31]

2. At my brothers wedding

they played "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" Now this was screwed up because my father, grandfather and uncle all served aboard that ship, my uncle was supposed to go on that fateful journey, but he got into grad school so he didn't.

[coyotespaw]

3. That is just odd on so many levels...

it's like a weirdness club sammich

[Kutjara]

4. D.I.V.O.R.C.E. n/t

[chknltl]

5. The things one can find on youtube:

This song would soooo be a wedding mood killer...well unless it was attended only by freepers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubjgisuitDw

[coyotespaw]

6. the words do not exist...

:puke:

[JVS]

7. She's too fat for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQmnmrRe3Qo

[Carnea]

28. That is a catchy tune..... I love a good Polka.

[AngryOldDem]

65. Followed by "Fat Bottomed Girls"

...they make the rockin' world go 'round.

[SeattleGirl]

8. First thing that popped into my head was.....

"Puppy Love". From that scene in "Love Actually."

"Worst DJ ever."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. I Hate Everything About You - Jackal

:D

[last_texas_dem]

10. "White Trash Wedding" would go over well, I'm sure! haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlA8_J7VZ6A

I'm not a good one to ask, though. I did the music for my sister's wedding on the condition that I got to play "The Night Chicago Died" just 'cause I thought that would be wildly inappropriate for a wedding! (I was allowed to, though; I come from a pretty laid-back family! haha)

[KitchenWitch]

11. "Good Girls Don't"

"I Know What Boys Like"
"You Oughta Know"

[khashka]

16. Good ones KW

especially You Oughta Know.

I'd add "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace.

Khash.

[YankeyMCC]

12. "Used to Love Her" by GnR

[realisticphish]

19. haha

i love that song, especially when someone who's listening to it doesn't pay attention for a few seconds in the beginning

[Inchworm]

25. Doh, missed this

posted link below hehe

:yourock:

[mikeytherat]

13. Father/Daughter dance: "Secret Lovers"

Bride/Groom dance: "Having My Baby"

mikey_the_rat

[last_texas_dem]

14. I dunno...

The "Purity Ball" crowd might actually get off on that first one. :scared:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard -- and --

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life find and ugly girl and make her your wife

[LiberalEsto]

17. Yummy yummy yummy

I've got love in my tummy


Was that by Ohio Express?

[Sanity Claws]

41. I thought it was The Archies

or maybe the 1910 Fruitgum Company.

I just looked it up and you may be right. I don't remember the Ohio Express at all.

Edited to add what I found when I looked it up.

[LiberalEsto]

73. How I wish I could forget them

They sounded a lot like the Chipmunks.

[RoyGBiv]

18. He Stopped Loving Her Today ...

Probably not appropriate.

[Phillycat]

20. Puppy Love.

She's Having My Baby

Three Times a Lady

[riona]

21. Put Another Log on the Fire

Tompall Glasser

[fishwax]

71. my uncle's band ALWAYS played that at wedding receptions

At some point in the wedding reception, my uncle would sing "Put Another Log on the Fire," and then immediately thereafter my aunt would offer "Feelin' Single, Seein' Double" as the response :)

[colinmom71]

22. "Like A Virgin"...

Sadly, I once knew someone whose DJ played that as the first song at her wedding reception!

[Phentex]

23. "Smooth Operator "and "Easy Lover" which was just

played at my sister's wedding reception!!! eww!

[Inchworm]

24. I used to Love Her

but I had to Kill her...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DjQRCyKJNE

:hi:

[Blue_Tires]

26. "Big Pimpin'" by tha Dogg Pound

i used to have a long list somewhere...i'll try to find it when i get home tonight

[Carnea]

27. That I've actual heard as the couples dance.... Freefallin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i18nSZBgOfs&feature=PlayList&p=A7AF0323327E4FAA&index=1

[semillama]

29. "Bitch Make Sandwich" would be at the top of the list

By the Freaky Fukin Weirdos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIjt-iBfm4o

[Dangerously Amused]

30. I was at a wedding where the song they played after the B&G's first dance was

"You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling."

[TheMightyFavog]

31. Get Your Biscuits in the Oven (and Your Buns in the Bed)

By Kinky Friedman and his Texas Jew-Boys.

[Aristus]

32. "Every Breath You Take" is enormously popular at weddings, I've heard.

It's a song about an obsessed, voyeuristic stalker... :eyes:

[Patiod]

55. My SO says he heard Sting interviewed about that

and he found it really creepy that people would play it at weddings

[Aristus]

64. Hell, people get married at Wal-Mart, for crying out loud.

Now that is creepy...

[raccoon]

33. Your Cheating Heart. nt

[CreekDog]

34. Earl had to die

especially if everyone at the reception joins in.

and especially more if the groom is named Earl. :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Tales from Topographic Oceans

Not that it's bad, but that it would be really bad at a reception.

Except at a reception of cool, interesting, intellectually minded people. I think it would be wonderful.

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. Alice's Restaurant.

[DarkTirade]

43. Dude, that's TOTALLY what I want played at my wedding...

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

61. I think it would be a lot of fun! But the average ignorant reception-goer

would find it "boring" and that it doesn't go well with the blended margarita they're drinking from a plastic beer cup while they throw up on their date.

[DarkTirade]

63. Well, you obviously don't know the kinds of people I'd invite to my wedding...

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet. Crumb's Ancient Voices for Children.

[Bennyboy]

38. Broken Hearts Are For Assholes...Frank Zappa...

That's why I say, I'm gonna ram it.......

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. CORN HOLE!

:rofl:

[RadiationTherapy]

56. Wristwatch; Crisco. nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

60. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

[RadiationTherapy]

69. And DAGMAR was his na aaa aaaa aaame

whiskers poking out from underneath his pancake makeup nearly drove you ins aaa aaaa aaane.

[Sanity Claws]

40. Breaking up is hard to do - Neil Sedaka

[mitchum]

42. "Me and Mrs Jones"

[LanternWaste]

44. Sympathy for the Devil- Rolling Stones

Sympathy for the Devil- Rolling Stones.

Listening to it at a wedding last years with a slight Scotch buzz allowed me to realize that Sympathy is just wrong on so many levels to be played at a wedding...

:rofl:

[Bake]

45. Having My Baby?

Bake

[DarkTirade]

46. Pachelbel's Canon in D.

Seriously. Enough already, people. Just stop it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

[Sheets of Easter]

47. "Jerusalem" by Sleep.

[HughBeaumont]

49. Jinx Spinx you owe me a coke!!

:rofl:

[Sheets of Easter]

67. Nothing says holy matrimony more than a one-hour song about dope & Jesus.

:thumbsup:

[Forkboy]

94. Heh...good pick.

never been to a stoner wedding. :)

[HughBeaumont]

48. Anything by Cannibal Corpse.

That also leaves out Gorerotted, Deicide, Impaled Nazarene, Enslaved, Pungent Stench and A.C. (too offensive for D.U.).

I don't think "Size Ain't Shit" by the Geto Boys would be a good idea.

Dopesmoker by Sleep would be bad for wedding receptions, since it will blow the P.A. out and is 63 minutes long.

Oh, and probably anything played in a John Waters movie wouldn't be kosher either.

That is all.

[RainDog]

50. I might like you better if we slept together - Romeo Void

actually, I would want to go out into the lobby of a reception and puke if "Once Twice" or whatever it's called was played. or any Lionel Ritchie, for that matter. Or anything by The Carpenters.

Red House by Hendrix would be bad for a lot of reasons, but mostly because it ends with him sleeping with his g.f.s sister.

[Iggo]

51. 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover -- Paul Simon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZHNBOkNA8&feature=related

[DS1]

52. I don't know the name, but the chorus is simply "I wanna fuck you in the ass"

and it's techno-ish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzfsSGDZN34
nsfw

[TrogL]

53. Eminen - You make me Puke

Oddly, it's a love song

[NewEnglandGirl]

54. Another One Bites the Dust

Queen

[Mad_Dem_X]

82. They played that at my sister's wedding

(At my request :evilgrin: )

[Patiod]

57. "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

My college roommate and I were sitting at our friend Sue's wedding, and the organist was warming up, and we thought that's what she was playing. Or maybe we had just seen "The Big Chill" and it put that song in our head.

(Another friend insisted that I go to the holiday-weekend wedding with the admonition "Aw, come on, you have to go. Sue is only going to get married for the first time once." And of course Sue is happily married for the second time now .....)

[KamaAina]

96. More Stones: "Under My Thumb"

Sexist much?

[TrogL]

58. Pink FLoyd - Hey You

[charlie and algernon]

59. Crazy Bitch

[Initech]

62. Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl

[krispos42]

66. "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult

Regardess of how much cowbell is in it.

Or "C'mon Fuck a Guy" by Chuggo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY

However, you can appropriately RickRoll people!

[Adsos Letter]

68. "She's Having My Baby..."

...probably not the best choice...

[fizzgig]

70. fuck the pain away by peaches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4yndU6NqUE

:rofl:

[AspenRose]

72. "You're breaking my heart" by Harry Nilsson

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You're breakin' my heart

You're tearin' it apart

So fuck you

All I want to do

Is have a good time

Now I'm blue

You wanna boogaloo

Run down to Tramps

Have a dance or two--ooh!

You're breaking my heart

You're tearin' it apart

But fuck you

You're breakin' my heart

You're tearin' it apart

Ooh!--ooh!--

You stepped on my ass

You're breaking my glasses too

You wanna drive my car

Buy a lot of stuff

I've had enough

Of you--ooh!

I'm goin' insane

There's no one to blame

So fuck you

You've gotta have your way

There's nothin' left to say

There's nothin' left to do--ooh!

You're breakin' my heart

You're tearin' it apart

So fuck you

You've gotta have your way

There's nothin' left to say

There's nothin' left to do--ooh!

You're breakin' my heart

You're tearin' it apart

But I love you

[begin_within]

74. "Song for the Dumped" by Ben Folds Five

So you wanted to take a break?
Slow it down some, and have some space?
Well fuck you too!
Give me my money back,
give me my money back, you bitch.
I want my money back.
You fucking whore!

Wish I hadn't bought you dinner,
right before you dumped me on your front porch.
Give me my money back,
give me my money back, you bitch.
I want my money back.
You fucking whore!

And don't forget to give me back my black T-Shirt.

So you wanted to take a break?
Slow it down some, and have some space?

Give me my money back,
Give me my money back,
give me my money back, you bitch.
I want my money back.
I want my money back.
I want my money back.
I want my black T-Shirt.
I want my black T-Shirt.

[Burma Jones]

75. Happy for the Rest of Your Life by Jimmy Soul

Hey hey hey hey hey
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty women makes her husband look small
it very often causes a system fall
As soon as he marrys her then she starts
looking for things that will break his heart
but if you make an ugly women your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly women will put peals on that
and she'll always give you a piece of that.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends tell you you have no taste
go ahead and marry anyway
Her face is ugly her eyes don't match
take it from me shes a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Dude 1:say man
Dude 2:hey man
Dude 1: I saw your wife the other day
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: Yeah and Shes Ugly
Dude 2: Yeah shes Ugly but she sure can cook baby.
Dude 1: Yeah

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

(FADE)
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[bif]

76. Proud Mary/Leroy Brown/The Chicken Dance/The Macarena/Who let the dogs out

[La Lioness Priyanka]

77. 97' Bonnie & Clyde

[La Lioness Priyanka]

78. i'm not in love.

[mokawanis]

79. Don't play these

Married but not to each other - Barbara Mandrell
He stopped loving her today - George Jones
I gave my wedding dress away - Kitty wells
Wicked games - Chris Isaak

[sasquatch]

80. "The Bitch is back"

:hide:

[undeterred]

81. "you are so beautiful" when you can't keep a straight face

:shrug:

[jellen]

83. worst song

Release Me

[Brigid]

84. "Lonesome Day" by Bruce Springsteen.

Or "The Circle is Small" by Gordon Lightfoot.

[sarge43]

86. For that just so emotive tone

Pop: Tap's Big Bottom

Jazz: Armstrong's St James Infirmary Blues

Classical: Allegri's Miserere

[dembotoz]

87. red house by hendrix

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

88. Why Dont We get Drunk and Screw the Bride

[FloridaJudy]

89. "[I can't get no] Satisfaction"

In fact, I can think of several Stones songs that would be completely inappropriate. "Sympathy for the Deveil", anyone?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

90. "You Give Love a Bad Name"

Or perhaps, "You're The One For Me, Fatty"

[arcadian]

91. "Party on your Pussy"

Red Hot Chili Peppers

[otherlander]

92. The End

Riiiiiide the snaaaaake....

It is catchy, though... and it would be interesting to see people dancing to it.
:evilgrin:

[Critters2]

93. "Havin' My Baby"...? nt

[KamaAina]

95. The Breakup Song - Greg Kihn

"They don't write 'em like that anymore..."

[Forkboy]

97. Jennifer by Pig Destroyer.

It'd be the shortest wedding in history. :rofl:

Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground
in front of the snowcone stand and began licking at the
girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their
bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure
like intensity. At times their pale limbs seeming to
shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A
crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two
girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of
pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or
shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one
dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long
ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a
curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea
that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby
tongue. This is disgusting, it's pornography
exclaimed a pasty slut white woman in a fur coat,
vanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like
a money shot. Counting a balding professor type in his
mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the
front of his pants No, no, no. This is beautiful,
this is art.